overthinker benny trying to fall asleep later: but she doesn't like the way my left butt cheek jiggles? does it jiggle too much or not enough? i should put on the jiggle dress and ask nana to tell me if my left butt cheek is jiggling more or less than the right one
#nopixel #gtarp #benesme
nopixel gta rp twats: @esmeralda julio ricardo de la rosa ramirez i'll suck off the rain god to make it stop @benny razer i am the rain god
I DON'T THINK THAT'S HOW THAT WORKS, ESME
#nopixel #gtarp #benesme #jamiemcqueen
benny being very helpful and offering the cops roadside assistance even after they hit his car :)
#nopixel #gtarp #benesme
(THE WAY THEY ALL SCREAMED LMAOOOO)
a thread of text messages from nopixel gta rp esme: are you safe? benny: yes i'm ok, are you safe? esme: yes, remember you have the heart that i love so keep it safe :)
me, pretending i'm not choked up and surreptitiously wiping tears from my eyes: god they are so cringe
#nopixel #gtarp #benesme
esme, after hearing how benny was gaslit the previous day, enlists flop to help her gaslight him again
#nopixel #gtarp #flopdugong #benesme #unicorndoingunicornthings
benny stunlocked esme the past two days and esme woke up determined to even the scales 💃
#nopixel #gtarp #benesme
hashtag barking for benny
#nopixel #gtarp #benesme #jamiemcqueen
yes this is a good trio i like this trio i need more of this trio. benesme stressing out their (unofficial) unicorn brekkers. excellent.
#nopixel #gtarp #benny #brekkers #benesme
it's been a hot minute but my brethren, it is once again time to bark for benny
#nopixel #gtarp #benesme #barkbarkbarkbark
sacrificing his life to teach his wife how to assassinate people, as any good husband should
#nopixel #gtarp #benesme #assassinlessonswithbald
THE UNICORN RETURNS
god i love flop welcome back flop
#nopixel #gtarp #benesme #flopdugong
HE'S A WITCH
#nopixel #gtarp #benny #benesme #myflabberisgasted
asks for help from a cop on where to find someone to kidnap, kidnaps own husband instead
(also. bENJAMIN. someone get the hose.)
#nopixel #gtarp #benesme
this is the gta equivalent of the most wholesome sweet domestic marriage ever. idk man rp made me deranged and now i'm giggling and kicking my feet over this. i love them sm
#nopixel #gtarp #benesme
not where i was expecting him to go with that but okay
#nopixel #gtarp #benesme #lmaoooooo
benesme sploinky doinky with their unicorn
#nopixel #gtarp #benesme #flopdugong
(benny's lil "wheeeee" is killing me)
this is so chaotic and so funny i'm mcfucking dying fam
#nopixel #gtarp #benesme #pingafriafamilia
benny's reaction to esme's slut fit
#nopixel #gtarp #benesme #OHhedownBADDEST
esme: hey twinkles could you maybe swing by and gas me up a bit in front of benny
twinkles, understanding the assignment:
#nopixel #gtarp #benesme #twinkles #goatedwingman #LITERALCLOWNCAR #THEYJUSTKEPTPOPPINGOUT
the ghosts of the liquid library weigh in on esme's announcement (definitely ghosts) (real) (true) (not esme's & osvaldo's partners eavesdropping after being invited to do so)
(also benny's "WHAT." there's no air in this room help)
#nopixel #gtarp #esme #osvaldo #benny #hazel #benesme
the way he turns immediately so she's behind him. benny razer i know what you are
#nopixel #gtarp #benesme
not esme pausing in the middle of an angsty deep talk with benny to "HMPH" at twinkles for a solid minute lmfaoooooo i love these brats and their petty war
(also benny instantly pulling out his phone dfgdsdghdfgh)
#nopixel #gtarp #twinkles #esme #benesme
benny having a serious conversation while being carried by his wife as she tries to use an atv to murder a local. you know, typical gta things
#nopixel #gtarp #benesme #spousalshenanigans