A door is open before a pair of dumbasses. A bird on a fox. The fox is nonplussed about their arrangement. The bird scruffs in one talon & holds down their head with the other, bending down to address them directly to their face. "Oh, I'm sorry! Is the company of an immortal who can make all of your wildest fantasies come true not "good enough" for you? Because you seem to be taking all the WRONG lessons from my sticking around! You do realize other beings PAY ME for just one small glimpse into the paradise that awaits them when even my ashes would not be enough to keep them bound to this rock! I'm quite good at this, you know? You wouldn't want it to be a matter of speculation how many arms or legs you have when you're off frolicking through the minds of your beholders- would you?" The accost the fox with further berating. "Work with me. I'm exactly your type, you sexist pest. Just TELL me why I'm not enough for you, you shitty little sad sack. I don't have boobs. I'm proud. I'm formal. I'll ALWAYS put out if you would just PROMISE to do your fucking job as a mascot & stop making MORE fucking perfect little angles, you obnoxious little emotional COCK TEASE!" "Stop moping & give me ideas."
Trouble in paradise?~♪
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