May I present the conversational equivalent of a dick pic. He’s clearly proud of… *something* here, and he’s determined to wang it about.

Not so much #Nope as #CantBeArsed 🥱

a woman is sitting in a bathroom with her tongue out and a man is standing behind her . ALT: a woman is sitting in a bathroom with her tongue out and a man is standing behind her .

Again? Feels like we just did this one the other day.

I dunno…

Cake, Lady, Cake?
Sheila Bake A Cake?
The Ballad Of John And Yocookie?

#SmallPastriesInASongOrMovie #CantBeArsed

So who’s off out tonight? No me neither. #MiddleAged #CantBeArsed Lucky #TOTP is on then

That's Xmas dinner sorted. #cantbearsed #notbotheredaboutfancy

A couple of weeks ago at Dublin Zoo, I finally found my 'spirit animal'
#DublinZoo #cantbearsed

I know! 😂 Although it’s probably warm outside if I bothered to venture out today #cantbearsed

Beans on toast for Sunday dinner. #cantbearsed I can hear my mum turning in her grave!

Dark photo with a lamp and two candles framing and highlighting a spot on a sideboard where a black-and-white cat lies fast asleep, with one leg hanging over the sideboard.

Me: It‘s Friday! Let‘s… you know… do all that stuff that all the world does … you know…on a wild night out!
She: ………..
#Friday #NotGoingOut #CantBeArsed #Cats

Close-up of a black-and-white cat lying on a cat tree and yawning into camera.

Me: It‘s Friday! Let‘s get up and get out and party the night away!
She: ………….
#Friday #NotGoingOut #CantBeArsed #Cats

Looking down on a black cat with a white patch of fur on his chest, sitting on a wooden floor. He gazes up into the camera with what seems to be a rather skeptical look.

Me: It‘s Friday! Let‘s go out and drink … and eat… and let our hair down and … stuff!
He: …………
#Friday #Cats #NotGoingOut #CantBeArsed #Photography

A black-and-white cat staring at the camera with a slightly bewildered look. In the background is a black cat asleep on a cat tree.

Me: It‘s Friday! Let‘s go out and drink and sing and dance in the streets!
She: …………
#Friday #NotGoingOut #CantBeArsed #Cats #Photography

Close-up of a black cat looking slightly past the camera with a rather skeptical expression.

Me: It‘s Friday! Let‘s get out there and join the party!
He: ……………
#Cats #Friday #NotGoingOut #CantBeArsed

Inside a living room with a partition wall separating two areas. Left: A shut white door leading to another room. Centre: A black-and-white cat lounging on a cupboard that acts as a room partition, looking at the camera. In front of the partition: A wooden shelf holding DVDs, books, and glass candle holders.

Me: It‘s Friday! Let‘s go out and do some fun stuff in town!
She: …………
#Friday #Cats #NotGoingOut #CantBeArsed #Photography

I’m supposed to be going to ABBA Voyage today. After looking forward to it for nearly a year, I’m really not in the mood. #cantbearsed

Again, we need a Starter Pack for whimsy, nonsense, and filth.

Any vigorous wee tykes out there want to do the donkey work?

#CantBeArsed

Has the match been postponed yet? #CantBeArsed #StormBert #Berting

Of the 7000 bank holidays suggested by Jeremy Corbyn, I think the one in November might’ve been a good shout.

#cold
#cantbearsed

Solidarity with the #ComfyAF #CantBeArsed aesthetic - I have multiple pairs of identical jeans and T's of the same cut just diff colors. Didn't Einstein have a closet full of the same suits so he didn't have to waste time on choosing an outfit? Yeah, that's um, that's what I'm doing toO!

Sounds like we have the same weather.
Gutted to see leaves all over the lawn this morning. Hoping there will be less than last year though after the big Sycamore chop 🙌🏽 I need to do garden tidying too. Also #CantBeArsed

[Insert your own witty anecdote] #cantbearsed