Trump's signature to appear on paper currency in a first for a sitting president Dollar bills historically have been signed by the U.S. treasurer and the treasury secretary.

Didn't we go through the signature debacle a few months ago?

How him & his minions constantly denied the signature on his BFF's 50th bday card?

Is he hoping we forgot about it so he can now slap it onto a form of currency?

☕🙄🤦‍♀️

#TheBestPeople
#CantMakeThisUp

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Spring started at 10:47…
and Canada said “lol nope” ❄️😂

Be honest…
are you team 🌸 or still stuck in ❄️? 👇


#SpringFail #CanadianWeather #RealLifeMoments #CantMakeThisUp

10K free condoms gone in just 3 days at 2026 Winter Olympics: ‘Supplies ran out’ "They promised us more will arrive, but who knows when."

#Olympics #CantMakeThisUp
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The Speaker of the House held a press conference yesterday, lying thru his lipsticked lips, wearing his blush, literally putting lipstick on a pig #cantmakethisup

YouTube apparently doesn't want anyone to see this. They sent me a take down notice because the video was found to have "graphic or violent content". 😂 I even lost the appeal!! Many it's because they are "baby peppers"? 🤔🤣

#cantmakethisup #youvebeenwarned #parrot

Trump just posted Fortunate Son while showing explosions in Venezuela. A protest song against war… and yet, here we are. We live in the dumbest of all possible timelines.

#cantmakethisup
#irony
#usa
#maga
#wtf

If "It's Hip To Be Square" came out now it would be called "It's Peak To Be Cringe" and would be by Huey Lewis and the iPad!
#cantmakethisup #yagottabekiddingme #cmon

You can’t make this stuff up. #fdt #loserdjt #cantmakethisup

Massage for Dummies

The Epstein files are (partially) online and the weirdest thing I could find at this moment is EFTA00008020 which contains a full scan of this book.

#epstein #files #cantmakethisup

The other day I was doing a reading for one of my followers and the cat decided she wanted to be on camera.
#Cats #Spirits #Guides #humor #cantmakethisup

youtu.be/ileVKYtGzsg

EXACTLY. I can't make this up because. SHE PROVE MY VIEW POINT. She blocked me for my 🤷🏾‍♂️ 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞-𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐬𝐦. 🤷🏾‍♂️ AhhahahAHa!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
#CantMakeThisUp #CantMakeThisShitUp #Block #LOL #Blocked #LMAO #Funny

Friends, it happened, after 3.5 years in the new job a colleague was shocked (!!) I work full-time... As a MOM

#CantMakeThisUp
#ParentProblems

I love (not really) how the right is now barreling full-steam ahead with their own Cancel Culture, deriding and doxxing people for (checks notes) quoting what Conservatives have said out loud.

#cantmakethisup #magadipshits #magahypocrites

It's as though the sky is watching us, the sun to be specific! I don't think I will ever get used to the new 'norm' around these parts. We used to be a rainy place, but no more. Now we're a burning place...over 150 wildfires burning in BC....again😔 #ClimateChange #FFS #CantMakeThisUp

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#GBSU #ViralNews #WildWeb #InternetGold #CantMakeThisUp

Sunday Fun Fact - Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words. Ironically, it is also the longest word in the dictionary.
#cantmakethisup

Maine police officer arrested by ICE agrees to voluntarily leave the U.S. Officials with the town and police department of Old Orchard Beach have said federal authorities previously told them reserve Officer Jon Luke Evans was legally authorized to work in the U.S.

Trump - we will deport all the criminal aliens.

Also.....

www.nbcnews.com/politics/imm...

#CantMakeThisUp
#TrumpIsAMoron
#TrumpMisAdministration

Very proud to say I did not vote for this idiot or the governor idiot. #CantMakeThisUp

wats wrong with these gacha games brah. why you pushin away the yaoi potential you crazy..... one fujo is the equivalent of 6 trilluon horsepower compared to the feeble incel. #realshit but no sure lets have a 14 to 6 ratio for male characters #genius #cantmakethisup

Former federal inmate pardoned by Trump tapped as Bureau of Prisons deputy director Joshua J. Smith, a Tennessee businessman whom the president pardoned during his first term, now advocates for inmate rehabilitation.

Literally, the inmates are running the asylum!!! #CantMakeThisUp

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Comment from another cheesemonger today…
I have underboob cheese… it’s been fermenting all day…
#cheesemongerlife #cantmakethisup #needashower

Donald "Pol Pot" Trump, Karen Leavitt and their crew are on their way to round up everyone with glasses. Are we at Year Zero yet? Get your contact lenses ready just in case. The American Khmer Rouge is coming for you. #cantmakethisup

I gotta start saving these crazy messages I get 'cause they're just too wild! 😆 One dude actually wanted to sport a gas mask and jock strap combo while streaking through a Walmart parking lot. 🏆 That's next-level weird! #CantMakeThisUp

Madman on Adderall ranting in all caps — a Truth Social post from Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) accusing Kamala Harris of illegally paying Bruce Springsteen, Beyoncé, Oprah, and Bono for campaign endorsements disguised as entertainment. He claims this is a major campaign finance violation and calls the entertainers “unpatriotic” for allegedly helping boost her campaign. The post ends with Trump declaring the payments corrupt and unlawful, promising to call for an investigation. Timestamp: May 19, 2025, at 1:34 AM. 14.5k likes, 4.09k “ReTruths.”

Picture it: You’re the President of the United States. It’s 1:34 a.m., your Adderall is peaking, and with all the challenges facing the nation, you land on the most pressing issue to address on your social media platform... #CantMakeThisUp #Sec325thAmendment

Guess who is getting the blame, local news stations for reporting it #cantmakethisup

🤣Hey, does anybody wanna go out and go get some shit fries with me ? Lmfao ! Literally the sign says “shit fries” ! I can’t even🤣😂🤣😂🤣 #funny #life #thisjusthappened #cantmakethisup

Donald Trump plans to fire Mike Waltz—Reports The national security adviser infamously added The Atlantic's Jeffrey Goldberg to a Signal group chat discussing Yemen attack plans.

🚨 BREAKING: Trump plans to fire Mike Waltz as National Security Advisor 👀 Maybe next time, don’t accidentally add a journalist to your secret group chat about Yemen attack plans 🤦‍♂️ Classic amateur hour! #MikeWaltz #MikeIsOut #TrumpDrama #CantMakeThisUp #ByeByeWaltz #NationalSecurityOops

At this point it’s willful ignorance. What an unforgivable tragedy this man & his lackeys have this platform to communicate such utter nonsense. Those most impacted by this pseudoscience (lies) deserve better. We, all deserve better.

#CantMakeThisUp 🤦🏻‍♀️
#JustGoogleItDammit