when i visited these guys earlier none of them spoke to or acknowledged me and i think its normal and regular that this is the first and only thing anyone says. dw about it. normal forest actions #catoplays
#catoplays a thing that bodes well. normal. dont worry about it. regular.
otterfied keeper being toyed with by doll
doll (lying): theres no choice you just have to be soooo soft and cute for a day
#catoplays i love you doll
#catoplays i love her
#catoplays it will never cease to amuse me how nier HAULS ASS when he gets running. my boy is SPEEDY
also leon said his name was in fact nier im going with that until informed otherwise
#catoplays
i have made my primary objective in this game to piss off grrrrrimoire weiss as much as possible. he is like "let me help you its so annoying watching you talk to every npc" and im like oh is it now? i will now proceed to avoid the place you want so i can talk to more npcs
wanda in silhouette with eyes glowing red threatening to behead keeper
SHES REALLY HOT IS THE THING #catoplays
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#catoplays im wheezing n is the funniest person alive. tfw u are ostensibly all powerful but also the one benevolent god that seems to exist just ignores ur dumb ass
#catoplays i choose to believe that the elementals are letting him live despite entering the twelveswood simply because allie is so polite that theyre like "well she'll need a ride home". also, ueeeeeehhhh
#catoplays
-laurel cringe comp moments include the explosions after praetorium and laha fight had broken laurels glasses. which means a quite nearsighted rabbit was driving a robot cannon she didnt know how to use around as the building collapsed around her and she couldnt tell the doors from walls
i like when people call laurel cool bc she is #catoplays
#catoplays besties i think i just did a war crime
uhm. unrelated laurel lore ive talked abt before but i like thinking about. laurel fun facts thread? #catoplays #wolaotd <- sure ill tag this so i can add it
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#catoplays spoiling!! his daughters!! girldad syl fuels me. this man has ten dollars to his name and he uses them to buy whatever his many daughters want, and also cupcakes. and thats it. and i love him
#catoplays
Keeper: Ramona... are you there? Are you waiting for me behind this? If you can, please... hold my hand.
#catoplays its really funny of keeper to, of all people, the FIRST PERSON they try to force a link with to transmit memories of mythag is caecus. like that is so profoundly ic of my sylvester specifically they rly did this chapter For Me. syl would
#catoplays currently laughing about the mental image of like
syl, grabbing murphy: okay real quick. goliath is gonna kill you. come with me
murphy: goliaths with you though?
syl: this ones fine the other one is the problem
murphy: i hate that theres two
goliath: i also hate that
syl: can we MOVE
aequor gang staring at keeper totally normal style
#catoplays spoiler tagging this but the fact that syl would react to waking up to The Gang staring at him with "omg i made it back to mythag? 🥺🥺🥺 my besties??" then turn to see miryam and just SCREAM is so funny to me. tfw sleep paralysis nun jumpscare
syl giving cake specifications
#catoplays sylvester you are the cutest in the world. buying you 100 cakes.
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#catoplays hes so. you are so. i. youuuuuuuuuuuuuu i love youb spare coocjie PLEASE i am ERECT i love MY EVIL SHARK
oohhhh my god laurel ainsley. women. your eyes are an ocean your breasts are also an ocean #catoplays
#catoplays the whiplash of going from "ooogh doresain caring king 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺" to "hold on this flashback has him bringing his 5yo sister with him while he exhumes and eats a corpse dore you CANNOT be doing that"