(in the courtoom) Patton: Permission to use profanity, your honor? Thomas: (scared) Roman: I'll allow it. Patton: MARMALADE MILKSHAKE! Roman: Thomas: (loud shigh of relief)
Permission, Your Honor. From an incorrect quote.
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Thomas: Nico's plane is about to land, I'm so nervous! Logan: (scoffs) Why, did Roman build it? Roman: (pouty face) Logan: (looks at Roman with a smirk, wearing sunglasses like in the thug life meme)
Nico's Plane. From an incorrect quote by @camwhataconcept.bsky.social .
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Thomas: (talking to Nico) You make me feel all alfjskak and bleusjkfj... y'know? Thomas: (inner thoughts) Shit! Now he'll think I'm a dork! Nico: (inner thoughts while he smiles at Thomas in silence) Oh my God, he's perfect.
You Make Me Feel. Adapted from an incorrect quote by @/dikdikpronouncedxylophone on Tumblr.
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Thomas: Why do I feel terrible? Logan: Coffee is not a meal. Patton: Eat a vegetable, kiddo! Roman: Go to sleep! Thomas: I guess I'll never know... Roman: Oh, for the love of Jupiter!
Why Do I Feel Terrible? From an incorrect quote by @earlgreymylove.bsky.social .
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Thomas: (escited silly smiling) Are the guys in the game? Roman: (teasing smirk) You mean Nico? Thomas: (ashamed and nervous) No, I don't mean Nico! Did I say Nico? Roman: (same smirk) Twice, now!
In the Game. From an incorrect quote. CW Pintroverts.
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Thomas: Therapy?? Thomas: But you guys, I'm already getting therapy! Thomas: I could refer you to the men I talk to... Thomas: But they don't exist.
Therapy. Original writing featuring an incorrect quote.
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Thomas: Why am I anxious right now? I don't see anything that could make me scared! Virgil: Do you want the long version or the short version? Thomas: ...short? Virgil: Shit's fucked. Thomas: (sigh) Okay, long. Virgil: SHIT'S VERY FUCKED!!
Why Am I Anxious. From an incorrect quote by @/dikdikpronouncedxylophone on Tumblr.
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(Thomas is watching TV, increasingly scared) TV: One, two, Freddy's coming for you... TV: Three, four, better lock your door... TV: Five, six, grab a crucifix... TV: Seven, eight, gotta stay up late... TV: Night, ten, never sleep again... Thomas and TV at the same time: *shrieking scream* *Later at night* (Thomas is in bed, unable to close his eyes in fear) Thomas: Where are you, Sleep? Sleep: (just as scared as Thomas) We watch a horror flick alone at night and you expect me to work? No ma'am! No ma'am!
Night Terrors. Original writing. Happy belated birthday, Sleep! @thomassanders.bsky.social
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Patton: (singing) If there's something strange... Patton: ...in the neighborhood... Patton: (pointing at Logan) ...who ya gonna call??? Logan: ...the police. Everyone else: (yelling angry) GHOSTBUSTERS!!! Logan: (confused) ...who? (Sounds of frustration all over the living room)
Who Ya Gonna Call? From an incorrect quote by @earlgreymylove.bsky.social with an extended ending.
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Patton: Just be yourself! Virgil: "Be myself"?? I have one day to win them over! How long did it take you guys to start liking me? Thomas: Um, a couple weeks? Logan: 6 months, 135 days, 17 hours, 28 minutes, 7 seconds, 8 seconds, 9 se-- Roman: Jury's still out... Virgil: See? "Be myself". What kind of garbage advice is that?
Just Be Yourself. From an incorrect quote by @earlgreymylove.bsky.social .
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Thomas: Why is Roman chasing Remus outside around the house sword in hand??? Logan: I wrote it down. Remus suggested that Roman could do several highly improbable, athletically difficult, and possibly biologically impractical things involving his own mother, a few household implements, and a dead fish.
Why the Chase. Adapted from an incorrect quote by @/dikdikpronouncedxylophone on Tumblr.
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Patton: (looking at a laptop) So, that's what an adultress is! Patton: I always thought it meant a tiny adult, and it was just a woman becoming an adult, you know, going through adultery! Thomas: Okay, Pat, I think we really need to have a serious conversation about adulthood and adultery... Thomas: ...before you start building up on your confusion so much I too become unable to distinguish them!
Adultress. Adapted from an incorrect quote.
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(TV is on, Thomas and the Sides are watching the end of "Wicked") Elphaba: "Defyyyyiiiing Graaaavityyyyy" Thomas: (humming sad) "Unlimited, together we're unlimited..." Logan: Are you all right, Thomas? Janus: (on the first floor, yelling downstairs) Need a hanky down there!? Roman: It's okay, we'll get you some mint chip and raspberry ice cream later, buddy! Thomas: (sobs loudly)
Wicked Emotions. From an incorrect quote by @earlgreymylove.bsky.social .
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Patton: Thomas, you must be a good friend! So you're gonna get dressed and go to that party! Thomas: Pat, I can't go! No one else is! Patton: Well if no one else jumped off the Empire State Building, would you not jump? Thomas: ..............kind of?
You're Going to that Party. From an incorrect quote.
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Remus: You know what, Thomas? Remus: If it makes you feel any better-- Thomas: Whatever you're about to say Remus... Thomas: ...it is gonna make me feel 10 times worse!
If It Makes You Feel Better. From an incorrect quote by @/dikdikpronouncedxylophone on Tumblr.
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Thomas: I can't deal with you anymore, Remus! This is the last straw! Remus: (dramatic scoff) Well excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on!
The Last Straw. Adapted from an incorrect quote.
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Thomas: Oh Gosh! Oh God! Nico just phoned! He's coming over! Quick, Logan, how do I look? Logan: ....with your eyes...? Thomas: Right... Thank you... Thomas: ROMAN--
Nico's Phone Call. From an incorrect quote by @earlgreymylove.bsky.social .
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Patton: You can't do things when it's so cold and dark outside... Thomas: We live in Florida, it's not cold, I think it's probably fine to still do stuff. Patton: No! Get in your sweatpants, eat carbs and stay warm! Thomas: I'm not a bear... Patton: CARBS AND SWEATPANTS, MISTER! Thomas: Yes, papa!
So Cold and Dark. From an incorrect quote by @earlgreymylove.bsky.social .
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Logan: Would you rather split up into small groups to discuss this? Logan: ...or would you remain in a big group? Thomas: Remain a big group. Logan: Oh, so you want me to do all of the work then.
Would You Rather... From an incorrect quote by @/dikdikpronouncedxylophone on Tumblr. Happy appreciation day, Logan!
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Virgil: Are you sure I can't punch Janus in the face? Thomas: Yes! Virgil: What if I, you know, broke his nose? Just a little bit? Thomas: No!!! Virgil: (grumpy silent face) Janus: I *totally* don't feel safer in Remus' room than in this living room...
Virgil, No! From an incorrect quote by @earlgreymylove.bsky.social .
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Virgil: Roman, I'm gonna (eerie voice) take you out... Roman: Was that a threat, or...? Thomas: Yeah, what was that exactly? I asked for flirting advice... Virgil: That was my attempt at flirting.
Taking You Out. From an incorrect quote by @earlgreymylove.bsky.social . CW Prinxiety.
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Patton: To all of you, kiddos, who are in your first day of school today, I assure you as your principal that in this temple of knowledge you'll find a second home, where every teacher will give you what any mother would give their children: LOVE! Little Thomas: Oh, thank God! I thought he was going to say CARROTS!!!
First Day of School. From an incorrect quote.
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Thomas: You know what, Roman? Roman: What, Thomas? Thomas: Whenever Remus starts talking I think to myself... Thomas: "Maybe this time it'll make sense." Thomas: I'm always wrong. Roman: Story of my life, Thomas.
A Confidence with Roman. Inspired by an incorrect quote by @/dikdikpronouncedxylophone on Tumblr.
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Thomas: Oh, that makes PERFECT sense. Why don't we just throw logic out the window! Remus: ON IT!!! (off-screen, while Thomas shows a face of being done with life) Logan: Remus, let go off me!!! Remus: La, la, la, dih, dah... Thomas: Remus, you put him down! Right now! Remus: (off-screen, sad) Poopy...
Defenestration. Inspired by an incorrect quote by @earlgreymylove.bsky.social .
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(in a courtroom, Thomas is in the witness stand and Janus is the lawyer) Thomas: You'll see! I'll find another layer! Thomas: A better lawyer... a GAYER lawyer! Janus: (scoffs) Good luck finding that, sweetie! Thomas: (face of worry)
Another Lawyer. Original incorrect quote.
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Remus: I'm not who you think I am. Remus: I'm not good or real! Remus: I'm evil and imaginary! Thomas: (sighs) You're also a stinky drama bitch, but that, like what you said, is also common knowledge at this point.
Not Who You Think I Am. Original incorrect quote (the last framee is added original writing).
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Thomas: (sighs) Nico is so sweet. He's invited me to the Dominican Republic to meet his fam. Virgil: (off-screen) Awww! Roman: (also off-screen) Awww! Janus: Virgil: Why that face, Janus? Still bummed you didn't take part in Thomas meeting Nico? Come on, don't be so envious! Virgil: You see, you could have foreign men worship you too. Virgil: Go to India! You'd be sacred! Janus:
Foreign Worship. Original writing featuring an original incorrect quote.
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Roman: I've seen things you wouldn't believe... Roman: I've slayed the Dragon Witch more times than you could ever count. Roman: I've saved Logan and Patton from the Others' schemes more times than what you do even know. Roman: I've improved Thomas' Realm of Imagination and ruled it with honor for all of my life. Roman: Surely you don't believe that *all of you* forgetting my birthday could harm me, do you? Roman: Like Patton taught us, that's the duty of a hero: Be brave, be good, don't expect anything in return. (continues con next page)
(comes from previous page) Roman: I forgive you, and I just shall go on my way on to my next quest... All the other Sides and Thomas: SURPRIIIIISE!!! (There's a cake with a lit candle and a text that reads "Happy birthday, Roman") Patton: How could you think for a second we would forget, kiddo? You are our hero and we'll always love you! Virgil: Although that was a very well put dramatic monologue, Princey, I gotta concede. You're so dramatic all the time. (continues on next page)
(comes from previous page) Thomas: But that's why we love you, you royal buffon. Logan: As for me, love is a strong word, but I do appreciate your company... most of the time. Janus: Yep, sometimes you are *really bearable*... but I *truly hate* the way you fulfill your purpose in this Mind Palace, Roman. Roman: I... I... Remus: Oh, just blow the candle, will ya? And don't forget to make a wish and all that sappy nonsense... Roman: (emotional) *sniffle* I love ya back, guys...
Roman's Birthday 2025. Original writing. @thomassanders.bsky.social
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Thomas: What does the winning side get, a million dollars? Janus: Better than a million dollars. A plaque that says "Most Stylish Side". Thomas: So it's a silly contest with a meaningless prize, but we all care an insane amount about it? Janus: You just described all of sports, every competitive reality show, and life itself. But, that said, yes.
The Prize. Inspired by an incorrect quote by @/dikdikpronouncedxylophone on Tumblr.
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Thomas: We could have dinner at my place. I got some vegetables. I got carrots, I got beets... Nico: (smiling) Or we could just drink "vine"... Thomas: "Vine" not? (Roman and Virgil appear cringing in Thomas' thoughts while he shows a slightly serious face) Roman: (facepalming) That's the supidest thing Thomas has ever said, right? Virgil: (grimacing in cringing pain, holding his face with both hands) Agreed...
I've Got Carrots. Inspired by an original incorrect quote. CW Karrot Kings.
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