Patton found a shady documentary on how to be happy. Let's watch how it plays out @thomassanders.bsky.social @brokenfingerp.bsky.social #cosplay #pattonsanders #mrsmiles
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Patton: Oh, hi, kiddo! Janus and Remus are here! (Janus and Remus wave at Virgil) Virgil: Yeah, I know. I've been circling the block waiting for them to leave... and finally ran out of gas.
Look Who's Here. From an incorrect quote.
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Remus: I'm sorry, but I refuse to believe you've ever read a scientific journal. Patton: Believe what you want! See if I care! Patton: (low voice, angry face) Hypersexual bitch... Remus:
See If I Care. From an incorrect quote.
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This account is in the "logicality divorce" phase :Р
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Patton: I'm a cool dad! Logan: You're not a dad. Patton: You're grounded. Logan: You can't do that! Patton: One week without Crofter's! Wanna make it two? Logan: !!!
Cool Dad. From an incorrect quote by @earlgreymylove.bsky.social .
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Patton: I thought you and Janus were getting along rather well lately. Patton: You were almost on speaking terms! Virgil: Let's hope it stays "almost". Janus: (sighs) Jeez...
Speaking Terms. From an incorrect quote.
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(in the courtoom) Patton: Permission to use profanity, your honor? Thomas: (scared) Roman: I'll allow it. Patton: MARMALADE MILKSHAKE! Roman: Thomas: (loud shigh of relief)
Permission, Your Honor. From an incorrect quote.
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Patton: Why does Virgil hate me? Roman: What? Are you kidding? Roman: (pointing at Virgil off-screen) Look at him! Roman: He probably hates America!
Why Does He Hate Me?
From an incorrect quote.
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Janus: You know what, Patton? Janus: You look a lot like my fifth husband. Patton: Really? How many times have you been married? Janus: Four.
My Fifth Husband. From an incorrect quote. CW Moceit.
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Roman: Patton, I'm gonna win that prize for you and your boys! Patton: That's nice! Janus: Patton, I'm gonna win that prize, but not for you or your boys! Patton: That's less nice!
Winning the Prize. From an incorrect quote. CW Royality.
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Remus: I'm so mad right now, I could kill him! Janus: You got a gun? Remus: No! Janus: Want one? Patton: Janus! Janus: I'm making small talk!
Got a Gun? From an incorrect quote.
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Patton: I know if he got to know me, he'd like me! Logan : Boy, I got to know you! I don't like you! Patton: (smiles) Aww, you just say that. Logan : Repeatedly! Patton: (giggles) Logan: (sighs)
You Just Say That. From an incorrect quote.
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Thomas: Why do I feel terrible? Logan: Coffee is not a meal. Patton: Eat a vegetable, kiddo! Roman: Go to sleep! Thomas: I guess I'll never know... Roman: Oh, for the love of Jupiter!
Why Do I Feel Terrible? From an incorrect quote by @earlgreymylove.bsky.social .
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Patton: Roman, what's wrong? Roman: (distressed) It's happened... the worst possible thing that can happen to a performer. Patton: What do you mean? Roman: I'm in an article entitled, "Where are they now?"
It's Happened. From an incorrect quote.
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Patton: ACHOOOO!!! Roman: Bless you, you precious cinnamon roll! Remus: ACHOOOO!!! Roman: Get this diseased child away from me!!!
Sneezing. From an incorrect quote by @earlgreymylove.bsky.social . CW Royality.
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Patton: So, this plan Janus came up with will work, right? Logan: He said to tell you, quote... Logan: "Absolutely. Probably. Maybe." Patton: (silent panic)
Janus' Plan. From an incorrect quote by @/dikdikpronouncedxylophone on Tumblr.
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Young Patton: Daddy! Roman said a big boy word! Patton: Roman, what word did you say? Young Roman: Bitch! Young Patton: Roman said bitch! Patton: Roman, you know that you shouldn't use that word. It's not a nice word. Say you're sorry. Young Roman: I'm sorry I said bitch.
A Big Boy Word. From an incorrect quote by @earlgreymylove on X.
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Patton: Why is your head exploding? Janus: Well, I drank a little too much wine last night. Patton: If it makes you feel bad, why do you drink it? Janus: Nobody likes a wise-ass, Patton. Patton: You have to put a dollar in the swear jar. You said "ass". Janus: Tell you what: here's twenty dollars. That should cover me until lunch.
The Swearing Jar. From an incorrect quote. CW Alcohol mention.
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Patton: How much would you charge to take some creative pictures of Thomas' show tonight? Roman: 100 bucks. Janus: How about 75? Roman: 50, and that's my final offer! Janus: (smirking) And if you barter with him when you get there, Patton, you can probably end up making 10 bucks. Roman: 15 bucks!!
Haggling. From an incorrect quote.
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Patton: How could we do this!? We forgot Remus! Virgil: We didn't forget him, we just miscounted. Patton: WHAT KIND OF A FATHER AM I!!!??? Janus: If it makes you feel any better, I forgot my reading glasses.
We Forgot Him. From an incorrect quote in memory of Catherine O'Hara. @thomassanders.bsky.social
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Patton: Roman, darling, you were always the good son. Roman: :-) Patton: Of course, your brother Remus didn't set the bar very high. Roman: :-|
The Good Son. From an incorrect quote.
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Logan: Okay, class, who can tell me which part of the human body can enlarge a hundred times? Logan: Patton? Patton: I... I'm sure I don't know... Patton: ...and you've no right to ask me such a question in front of all the class! Logan: I was referring to the pupil of your eye, Pat. Logan: And I think I should tell you, you're in for a terrible disappointment...
A Hundred Times. From an incorrect quote.
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Patton: My hero isn't someone famous. Roman: Hahah! Loser! Patton: He's never accomplished anything great. Roman: Pa-thetic. Patton: And he's not in any history book. Roman: Makes me sick! Patton: He's my prince, Roman! Roman: Roman: (emotional sob) What the fwah!?
My Hero. From an incorrect quote. CW Royality.
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Patton: There's a spider in the kitchen! Roman: Did you kill it? Patton: It has eight arms and I only have two! Patton: It's not really a fair fight!
Fair Fight. From an incorrect quote by @/dikdikpronouncedxylophone on Tumblr.
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(Remus has just hit Roman with his morningstar, which makes Roman fall down with a "THUD!" sound) Patton: ROMAN!!! Patton: Say something so I know you're not hurt! Roman: (whining on the ground) I'm really hurt! Patton: Phew!
Say Something. From an incorrect quote.
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Thanks, toastermuffles on Tumblr, for the idea that I stole
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