2 guys walks into a bar and the first one says "Barkeep! Give me an H2O!"
And the second guys says "Give me an H2O too!"

...and the second guy dies...

#dadjoke #chemistryjoke

So, a priest, a rabbi, and a chemist walk into a bar and the bartender says… “what, is this kind of joke?!” And the chemist says “I think you’re overreacting…”

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Imagine getting such large measurements from Gold... #ChemistryJoke

Chelation ever see “EDTA” on the label of canned food?
It’s a chelating agent that bonds to metal ions and prevents them from being metabolized by humans…
Chelation “grabs” metals and some other elements & locks them up. The bag of water is all that is left in my example…

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Don't tell the transphobes that the molecules in their eyes turn trans whenever they are able to see something.
#chemistryjoke #joke #trans

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Representación gráfica de los orbitales moleculares homo y lumo del eteno.

LUMO, cómo el orbital frontera desocupado?? 🫣 🤭
Vale, ya me voy. #chemistryjoke

If you get it, you get it 😂 #chemistryjoke #sciencehumor

Pure sodium and water don’t mix. When combined, the two create an exothermic rxn that produces sodium hydroxide and hydrogen gas.

So the next time an evil chemist offers to make you “pure” salt water by hand, remember to say “NA thanks,” before things get heated.

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Why can't people follow Hund's rule? #chemistryjoke #dontbeajerk #parkinanotherspotcrazy

Ahh the old “Na” salt in the plumbing trick it always gets a reaction! A good #ChemistryJoke to start #TheBrain for #JoeBobsCreepyChristmas #HorrorFam #MutantFam @Shudder @kinky_horror @therealjoebob

What’s the most laid-back element?

Bro-mine

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