Four-panel comparison showing spacetime fabric diagrams. Panel 1: "Our Sun" shows yellow sun creating small depression in spacetime grid. Panel 2: "Neutron Stars" shows blue elongated depression in grid. Panel 3: "Black Holes" shows deep black void pulling spacetime grid downward. Panel 4: "Straight White Xtian Male Persecution Complex" shows nearly identical deep depression to black holes. Bottom text reads "MOST MASSIVE OBJECTS IN THE UNIVERSE."
Nothing warps reality quite like a straight white Christian dude convinced he's oppressed. Black holes have nothing on the gravitational pull of their victim complex.
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