Two-panel meme. Top panel: A scene depicting a biblical setting with two figures seated at a wooden table with scrolls and books, styled like a Bible illustration. White bold text overlaid reads: "NOAH AND HIS WIFE HAD THREE SONS, AND WE ARE ALL DESCENDED FROM THEM." A small blue "1:1" chat bubble icon appears in the lower right of the panel. Bottom panel: A shirtless man with a mullet and goatee leans out of the driver's side of a red pickup truck with a piece of straw or a stick in his mouth, squinting knowingly. Yellow bold text overlaid reads: "THAT'S MY KINDA 4 ON 1 FUCK SESSION, RIGHT THERE."

Answers in Genesis: “Noah, his wife, and their sons repopulated the planet.” That’s one woman for “everyone.” Do the math, then ask why they think they’re qualified to preach “sexual morality.” What Bible story breaks the moment you think about it? �
#ChristianLogic #AtheistHumor #ReligiousHypocrisy

Meme with text at the top and a movie still at the bottom. Top black text on a white background reads: “CHRISTIAN: HEY NEIGHBOR, WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME TO CHURCH WITH ME! WE’D LOVE FOR YOU TO LEARN ABOUT CHRIST’S LOVE. ME, AN ATHEIST:”. Below is an image of an older man standing outdoors in front of a tree, face blurred, wearing a collared shirt and jacket, with white subtitle text at the bottom that says: “No, I don’t think I will.” A faint “GE” logo is in the lower left corner.

I have no interest in going to church. Even when I was a christian I didn't want to go to church.

Did any of y'all actually like going to church?

#GoodWithoutGod #AtheistHumor #ExChristian #GodlessEngineer

Classical-style painting depicting Noah's Ark on the left with a dramatic sky, lightning, and various animals including deer with antlers, other wildlife, and human figures (faces blurred) disembarking. Bold white text with a black outline overlays the image and reads: "AND THEN, NOAH WENT AND DROPPED OFF ALL OF THE ANIMALS ON THEIR RESPECTIVE CONTINENTS AND OBSCURE ISLANDS." The number "103" appears in the top right corner.

Noah built a wooden cruise ship that held every species on Earth, then somehow Ubered kangaroos to Australia. But sure, evolution is the crazy story.

What's your favorite biblical plot hole Christians refuse to address?

#NoahsArk #BibleLogic #AtheistHumor #GodlessEngineer

Meme image with a popular “math lady/confused calculations” format. Across the top in black text it says: “Me trying to understand why we have to love god so he saves us from the thing he’ll do to us if we don’t love him.” Below are multiple cropped photos of a woman’s face, blurred, looking confused while overlaid with white mathematical diagrams, formulas, circles, triangles, and graphs on a dark background.

Christianity is the world’s most aggressive protection racket: ‘Nice soul you got there, shame if I burned it forever unless you tell me you love me.’

What was the first moment you realized hell sounded more like abuse than justice?

#AtheistHumor #ReligiousHypocrisy #HellDoctrine #GodlessEngineer

A two-panel religious meme. The top panel shows a serene image of Jesus with brown hair and a beard, with warm golden lighting. White text reads "ABIDE IN MY LOVE" with the Bible reference "JOHN 15:9" in the lower right. The Godless Engineer (GE) logo appears in the top right corner. The bottom panel shows silhouettes of people in flames and hellfire with an apocalyptic orange and red burning landscape. Large white text with black outline reads "... OR ELSE".

I don't think Jesus knows what love actually is... because this ain't it.

#AtheistHumor #BiblicalHypocrisy #ReligiousCritique #GodlessEngineer #Atheism

Social Media Package 1. Alt-Text Screenshot of Instagram exchange on religious themed background with illustrated figure. User 0.2.hero24 posts "Abortion was invented by Satan. God is the inventor and creator of Life." with 3 likes and 33 comments. Verified user godlessengineer replies "Where did that happen in the bible. Seems like God invented the practice:" followed by Hosea 13:16 citation. Bible verse displayed in white box shows Hosea 13:16 New International Version: "The people of Samaria must bear their guilt, because they have rebelled against their God. They will fall by the sword; their little ones will be dashed to the ground, their pregnant women ripped open."

Hey, God obviously invented and prescribed abortion at times. Satan had nothing to do with it. He just convinced someone to have a fruit salad.

#BiblicalHypocrisy #Hosea1316 #ProChoice #Abortion #BibleCriticism #ReligiousHypocrisy #ChristianHypocrisy #GodlessEngineer #AtheistHumor #Atheist #Atheism

Two-panel meme featuring characters in cars looking shocked. Top panel shows woman in car with text "DEMOCRATS ON THEIR WAY TO PURCHASE A FIREARM" with text overlay on car door reading "COMMONSENSEARMAME". Bottom panel shows man in car with text "REPUBLICANS ON THEIR WAY TO VOTE FOR GUN CONTROL" showing surprised/confused expression.

#Trump caused #Democrats to embrace 2A and caused #Conservatives to change to "Tread Harder, Daddy."

#SecondAmendment #GunControl #GunRights #PoliticalHypocrisy #Republican #Democrat #Hypocrisy #GodlessEngineer #AtheistHumor #PoliticalSatire #ConsitutionalRights #MAGA #GOP

Fuck Nazis! Fuck Genocidal Maniacs! Fuck their Quisling Enablers! Fuck Billionaires!

#FuckNazis #NeverAgain #ResistFascism #AntiFascist #NoNazis #Fascism #TakeAStand #GodlessEngineer #AtheistHumor #PoliticalCommentary #SocialJustice #HumanRights #Standing #Accountability #Morality

Meme featuring actor in military uniform with contemplative expression, holding rifle against shoulder. Text at top reads "I WONDER IF I SAID FUCK NAZIS, HOW MANY OF MY FRIENDS WOULD SAY IT BACK". Text at bottom reads "I'LL START: FUCK NAZIS" against the actor's thoughtful face.

FUCK NAZIS

Can you do an antifa with me? 😉

#FuckNazis #NeverAgain #ResistFascism #AntiFascist #NoNazis #Fascism #TakeAStand #GodlessEngineer #AtheistHumor #PoliticalCommentary #SocialJustice #HumanRights #Standing #Accountability #Morality

Meme showing five grayscale NPC (Non-Player Character) figures wearing red MAGA hats with various Trump slogans. Text at top reads "MAGA waiting on the talking points to repeat:". Bottom text in white reads "We need to wait for all the facts to come out!" Each figure has identical blank expression, suggesting lack of independent thought.

This is what enablers say when they don't want to condemn their preferred narrative. You see this with people protecting pedophiles like Donald J. Trump .

#MAGA #MAGACult #Trump #NPCMeme #PoliticalHypocrisy #DoubleStandards #GOP #GodlessEngineer #AtheistHumor #PoliticalSatire #CultOfTrump

Four-panel comparison showing spacetime fabric diagrams. Panel 1: "Our Sun" shows yellow sun creating small depression in spacetime grid. Panel 2: "Neutron Stars" shows blue elongated depression in grid. Panel 3: "Black Holes" shows deep black void pulling spacetime grid downward. Panel 4: "Straight White Xtian Male Persecution Complex" shows nearly identical deep depression to black holes. Bottom text reads "MOST MASSIVE OBJECTS IN THE UNIVERSE."

Nothing warps reality quite like a straight white Christian dude convinced he's oppressed. Black holes have nothing on the gravitational pull of their victim complex.

#ChristianPersecutionComplex #WhitePrivilege #ReligiousHypocrisy #GodlessEngineer #AtheistHumor

God-like bearded figure seated on throne with radiating divine light. White text overlay reads: "PEOPLE READILY VOTE FOR A CRIMINAL RAPIST BECAUSE RELIGION HAS CONDITIONED THEM TO EXCUSE THE SAME BEHAVIOR IN THEIR GOD."

In case you're wondering why MAGAts voted for Trump and immediately pivoted to dismissing the Epstein Files, Christianity teaches you to specially plead this behavior away and dehumanize women.

#ReligiousHypocrisy #BiblicalCriticism #AtheistHumor #GodlessEngineer #ReligiousCriticism

The "Distracted Boyfriend" meme featuring a man in a blue plaid shirt walking with a woman in a light blue top (labeled "CHRISTIANITY") while turning to look at another woman in a red dress (labeled "ATHEISM"). The man's text overlay reads "PEOPLE WHO'VE READ THE BIBLE." A "GE" watermark appears in the top left corner.

Turns out the fastest way to make an atheist is to hand someone a Bible and say, "Read this cover to cover."

What Bible verse made you go "wait, WHAT?" Drop it below.

#ReadTheBible #BibleContradictions #AtheistHumor #GodlessEngineer #ExChristian

A meme featuring a cartoon penguin character with bulging eyes and a shocked expression, holding what appears to be a clipboard or notepad. The penguin has a white front and gray/black coloring. Text above reads: '"PRO-LIFE" CHRISTIANS WHEN YOU POINT OUT THE FACT THAT GOD ELECTED TO KILL HUNDREDS OF EGYPTIAN CHILDREN AFTER MANIPULATING PHAROAH TO IMPLEMENT THIS FINAL SOLUTION.' A "GE" watermark appears in the bottom left corner.

God really said, "Let me harden Pharaoh's heart so he WON'T let my people go, then murder a bunch of kids to prove a point."

How do you square "thou shalt not kill" with God's Egyptian murder spree?

#ProLifeHypocrisy #AtheistHumor #BibleContradictions #GodlessEngineer #ChristianHypocrisy

A three-panel manga/anime-style comic depicting a pirate captain and captured woman. Panel 1: Pirate captain declares "VICTORY IS OURS!" with battle scene in background; he grabs a dark-haired woman in chains, shouting "YOU'RE COMING WITH ME!" She responds "YOU'RE MINE NOW!" Panel 2: An older bearded man shaves the woman's head with clippers ("SHNK SHNK") while the pirate watches. The man says "SHAVE HER HEAD!" and "YOU HAVE 1 MONTH, THEN I MAKE YOU MY WIFE." Panel 3: The now bald woman in blue clothing sits dejected. The pirate says "YOU WERE A BAD LAY. I CAN'T SELL YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE RUINED. GET OUT OF HERE." She replies "I'VE GOT NO WHERE TO GO!" Caption at bottom reads "DEUTERONOMY 21:10-14"

Real family values shit right there.

#BiblicalHypocrisy #AtheistHumor #BibleContradictions #GodlessEngineer #ReligiousCritique

"Dark anime-style illustration depicting a demonic Jesus figure with a crown of thorns, long dark hair, spiraling purple hypnotic eyes, and bleeding stigmata wounds on both hands. The character radiates a glowing purple aura against a mystical cosmic background. White text overlay reads: 'I'VE COME TO DIVIDE PEOPLE.' and below: 'IF YOUR FAMILY DOESN'T FOLLOW ME, THEN CUT THEM OFF.' Biblical citations appear at bottom: 'LUKE 12:51, MATTHEW 10:36-37.' The image directly quotes Jesus's divisive teachings about family separation and religious division while depicting him with demonic imagery, critiquing Christianity's destructive impact on family relationships and the cult-like coercive tactics embedded in Christian doctrine about choosing faith over family."

Christians want to act like Jesus came to bring peace, happiness, and love to everyone. They conveniently forget when Jesus said, "Fuck your family."

#ReligiousTrauma #ExChristian #AtheistHumor #GodlessEngineer #ChristianityIsCult #ReligiousManipulation #FamilyDivision #FreedomFromReligion

"Two-panel meme. Top panel: Screenshot from MEMRI TV showing a bearded man in traditional white Islamic clothing speaking passionately with subtitles reading 'By Allah, I have encountered cases of cancer, caused directly by pictures posted on social media accounts.' Bottom panel: Animated Spider-Man lying in bed looking distressed with text 'BY ALLAH' and 'YOU JUST GAVE ME CANCER.' The meme satirizes absurd religious claims about cause-and-effect by contrasting a religious figure's claim that social media pictures cause cancer with an obvious physical impossibility. The joke critiques both the logical fallacy of blaming random media exposure for serious illness and the absurdity of religious pseudoscience."

Who else got cancer due to this Imam? I almost made Ray Comfort vomit, so this would top that, I think.

#AtheistHumor #ReligiousPseudoScience #PseudoScience #GodlessEngineer #CriticalThinking #ScienceMatters #SkepticalThinking #FreedomFromReligion #Secularism

#atheisthumor #atheistmemes #darkmemes #darkhumor #atheism

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The best of Secular Strike Back in 2025. Premieres today, Saturday, January 3rd at 2pm central time on YouTube.

#atheist #atheism #atheists #atheistcommunity #atheisthumor #atheistcommentary #religiousdebates #exchristian #exvangelical #skeptical #skepticism #secular

Stock photo meme showing a father in a light blue button-down shirt reading a book to his family - a woman in pink, two young girls in pajamas, and a boy in a blue shirt - all sitting together looking at the book. Text above reads: "THEN THE SKYWIZARD BECAME A ZOMBIE CARPENTER SO HE COULD SAVE US FROM THE MAGIC APPLE CURSE. THE END"

*SPOILER* The skywizard dies, but don't worry, he comes back.

#ReligionExplained #Atheist #ExChristian #AtheistHumor #Bible #GodlessEngineer #CriticalThinking #QuestionEverything #Freethinker #ReligiousCriticism

Meme featuring Santa Claus in traditional red suit with white fur trim, white beard, and glasses. Santa is sitting in front of warm fireplace with orange glow. He's adjusting his wire-rimmed glasses with white-gloved hand, giving a knowing, wise expression. White text with black outline in impact font: Top text: "YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORSHIP THOR TO ENJOY THURSDAYS," Bottom text: "AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORSHIP JESUS TO ENJOY CHRISTMAS."

Everything about Christmas is a secularized version of Pagan traditions, except the Nativity.

The Solstice is the reason for the season, not your rape baby Messiah.

#SecularChristmas #AtheistHumor #HappyHolidays #Freethought #ChristmasTraditions #Humanism #CulturalHoliday #PaganOrigins

A traditional nativity scene painting showing Mary, Joseph, baby Jesus in a manger, shepherds, sheep, a donkey, and an ox in a stable under a starlit night sky with a town visible in the background. Text on Image: Top text: "YOUR RAPE BABY MESSIAH WAS NOT BORN ON DECEMBER 25TH." Bottom text: "THAT'S AN INVENTED DATE BASED ON MAGICAL CALCULATIONS USING THE JEWISH IDEA OF 'INTEGRAL AGE.'"

Merry Rape Baby Season, Christians. It's bizarre to celebrate a child's rape and the forced birth of a child.

#ChristianHypocrisy #AtheistHumor #ExChristian #GodlessEngineer #December25th

A meme featuring a traumatized-looking yellow cartoon character (Bert from Sesame Street) wearing a military helmet and holding weapons, set against a chaotic war zone background with helicopters, explosions, and destruction. The character has wide, distressed eyes conveying shock or PTSD-like trauma. Text on Image: "CHRISTIANS WHEN SOMEONE SAYS 'HAPPY HOLIDAYS' INSTEAD OF MERRY CHRISTMAS."

Your daily reminder that nobody is preventing you from saying "Merry Christmas," just stop trying to force others to associate your rape baby worship with an otherwise happy time of the year.

Merry Holidays!

#WarOnChristmas #AtheistHumor #ChristianNationalism #PoliticalHumor #ReligiousHypocrisy

A humorous meme showing a granite countertop with a box of Cavanagh altar bread (communion wafers) in the background. In the foreground, a bowl contains communion wafers with red wine being poured over them from a bottle. A glass of wine sits to the side. The text at the top reads "When your sins are just too many" and at the bottom reads "Communion Toast Crunch" - a parody of the cereal Cinnamon Toast Crunch, satirizing Catholic communion as breakfast cereal.

When your Saturdays get more lit 🔥 than you expected, you always count on the body of Christ to absolve you of your bad decisions.

Communion Toast Crunch

#AtheistHumor #ExChristian #ReligiousSatire #GodlessEngineer #Secularism #FreeThinker #SkepticalTheism #Blasphemy

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Paul drops a bomb in First Corinthians 11: “If a man has long hair, it’s a disgrace.”
Christian rock bands, worship leaders, even Jesus’ flowing hair—apparently all in violation.
Watch as we roast some holy hairstyles.

#AtheistHumor #ChristianRock #BiblicalComedy

A meme with black text at the top reading: "When you were forced to go to Sunday school and the first thing you hear is 'and Noah lived to 950...'" Below are two side-by-side images of a young Black boy sitting on a woven mat. In the left panel, the camera is zoomed in on his face, showing a skeptical, annoyed expression with his chin resting on his hand. In the right panel, he is zoomed out, sitting cross-legged with his hands clasped, looking off to the side with a look of deep boredom and disbelief.

What was the first Bible story that made you go, "Wait a minute..."? Drop it in the comments. 👇

#GodlessEngineer #AtheistSky #SundaySchool #ExChristian #BibleStories #Skeptic #Deconstruction #ReligiousTrauma #AtheistHumor #CriticalThinking #NoahsArk #Secular #Memes

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#AtheistHumor #DarkHumor #ReligiousSatire #Bible #Leviticus #shorts #reels

"Image shows a historical painting-style scene of Puritan legislators gathered around a table with candles and documents in a 17th-century colonial setting. The men wear traditional black hats and white-collared clothing. White text overlay reads: 'IN 1659, CHRISTMAS WAS OUTLAWED BY PURITAN LEGISLATORS IN THE MASSACHUSETTS BAY COLONY, MARKING A UNIQUE INSTANCE IN HISTORY WHERE CHRISTIANS THEMSELVES BANNED THE CELEBRATION OF THE HOLIDAY.'"

In 1659, Puritan Christians literally banned Christmas because it was "too festive" and "lacked biblical justification." They fined people for celebrating. You read that right, Christians banning Christmas.

#WarOnChristmas #ReligiousHypocrisy #AtheistHumor #ChristianNationalism #HistoryLessons

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#BibleTrivia #Shellfish #God #Leviticus #AtheistHumor #ReligiousComedy #FunChallenge #WrongAnswersOnly

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#BibleVerses #BibleStudy #ReligiousCritique
#Numbers5 #DeconstructedFaith #ChristianityExposed
#AtheistHumor #ExChristian #BibleHistory #ReligiousHumor