Potty training guides: find a weekend, maybe even a week, where you don’t have to go anywhere
Me: That’s never going to happen. We always have to go somewhere.
Coronavirus: Problem solved.
#CALockdown
#coronapocolypse
Letting the screen time go, Letting the rules go down the drain
Letting the screen time go, episodes flowing right on by
Into the parenting fail after your temper's lost
Once in a lifetime, unlimited screentime.
#parentingfail #coronapocolypse
And you may find yourself
Turning on the screen of a large television.
And you may find yourself feeling terrible
With Stinky and Dirty on
And you may ask yourself:
How did I get here?
#parentingfail #coronapocolypse
Letting the Screentime Go
With Great Appreciation for Childcare Workers
(or why I'm paying for daycare even when my kid is NOT there)
You may find yourself
Alone with a small toddler
And you may find yourself
teleworking without childcare.
#parentingfail #coronapocolypse
Using @OurStreetsApp is a great, safe way to get outside during #coronapocolypse
Has Twitter removed the hashtag trends panel?
Is that because:
#Covid19Walkout
#ButcherBoris
#torygenocide
#coronapocolypse
had all been trending?
#coronapocolypse #COVIDー19 #closetheschoolsuknow #coronavirus #Covid19Walkout
x.com/lizziecharlton/status/12...
My favorite part of the debate was when, like, Bernie said something and then Biden was all “no way!” and then the audience didn’t react because there was no audience because of the plague and we’re all gonna die. #DemDebate #coronapocolypse
A word of caution about supplement cures for #Coronavirus https://sway.office.com/eywnpZJBRVM4bPX2?ref=Link #COVIDー19 #CoronavirusUSA #coronapocolypse #CoronaVirusChallenge #USA #scicomm #epitwitter #sciencetwitter #academicmama #COVID #AcademicChatter
#CoronaVirusSA #californiacoronavirus #Quarantine #StayHomeSaveLives #coronapocolypse #CoronaVirusChallenge #AcademicChatter #scicomm #epitwitter
#LastTangoInHalifax is trending. As if it isn't bad enough that people are #panickbuying toilet rolls, hand sanitizer and pasta, but now the good people of Halifax can't even buy a can of Tango. This needs to stop. #covidー19uk #coronapocolypse
Nope.
Not the least bit apocalyptic out here on I-95...👀
#coronapocolypse
(PS Good job, USA!...at least this bit of it between Boston & NYC!)
#StayAtHome #StayTheFHome #flatteningthecurve
Uptick in cremation pre-planning commercials on television. #coronavirus #coronapocolypse
Hey, comic fans who were around in the 90s and can’t find toilet paper. Guess what, your problems are solved! Just dig these out of your basement and attic, should keep us in tp for at least a month! #coronapocolypse
Liberal & Progressive Christians self-isolating in #LongBeachCA and beyond are invited to join First Congregational Church Of Long Beach in a Live Streaming Service this 3rd #SundayMorning of #Lent2020 during the #coronapocolypse https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8wmaj0Xv-g&t
Happy to stay in this Saturday night, and contribute to @imcorinnemec’s next residual check ;)
#coronapocolypse #Wereallinthistogether
