Image depicts Daisy, Peach, and Rosalina in an office space. They are wearing office suits and holding clipboards. There are subliminal messages in the background.
Peach: "Gosh, Rosalina, you look great in that outfit!"
Rosalina: "Thanks. I wasn’t exactly sure about… this. I’m not used to wearing suits like this."
Daisy: "Trust me, girl, you are working it!"
Peach: "I’m so glad Pauline offered us this vacation in this office!"
Daisy: "Yeah! We’re gonna have so much fun sorting… and filing… Why’d we agree to this again?"
Peach: "Because an office job is a perfectly normal vacation."
Rosalina: "Everything is perfectly normal."
Daisy: "I guess it’s normal."
Peach: "Besides, it’s nice to get away from everything for a bit!"
Rosalina: "I miss my Lumas…"
Daisy: "You say that every time we vacay together! It’ll be fine! It’s not like you’ll be here forever!"
The princesses are covered in black and grey ink stains. Peach and Rosalina's eyes are now grey, while Daisy's remain their natural color.
Peach: “Daisy! What on earth happened?”
Daisy: “Hey, don’t look at me like that! This week’s been a whirlwind of nonstop work! Forgive me for not being all prissy and perfect. Besides, you’re covered in ink too!
Peach: Well, all the pens here are very leaky! I’m still trying to keep it together. Rachel, please back me up.”
Rosalina: “…I chewed on a pen and it exploded.”
Daisy: “Ha! Knew I was right for always teasing you for nibbling your wand.”
Peach: “Diane! That’s not nice!”
Daisy: “…I’m Daisy?”
Peach: “That’s what I said, Diane.”
Daisy: “Right, I… misheard. I think?”
Peach: “It is really hard to focus with the music they play here. It’s so repetitive and it makes me feel weird. Should we just call this off and get back to our kingdoms?”
Rosalina: “No… Remember what Pauline said. Bureaucracy is better than monarchy.”
Peach: “Bureaucracy is better than monarchy.”
Daisy: “Yeah, yeah, bureaucracy is better than monarchy.”
Peach: “Yes, this is better than being at our castles. We should stay for now.”
The princesses' business suits are now completely black and grey. Their hair has become black. Daisy now has grey eyes, while the other princesses' eyes have become dull and empty. Peach and Rosalina now have grey skin and are completely monochrome.
Daisy: “Hey, girls? Can we talk? I know everything is completely normal, but I feel like something weird is going on and-”
Peach: “Sorry, Diane, but we are unable to continue associating with you during our 15 minute breaks.”
Daisy: “Wha? Why?!”
Rosalina: “Fraternization with employees in violation of the dress code will reflect negatively in our monthly performance reports.”
Daisy: “‘Fraternization’ my ass! You’re my friends and-”
Rosalina: “Language.”
Peach: “Very unbecoming.”
Daisy: “I… I am wearing the EXACT same outfit you two are.
Peach: Too bright.”
Rosalina: “Too colorful.”
Peach: “It is distracting. It shows a lack of commitment to the company.”
Daisy: “Oh, that tears it! You want commitment? I’ll show you commitment! I’ll fill out hundreds of spreadsheets by the end of the day, just watch! I’m a good, efficient employee!”
Peach + Rosalina: “Good, efficient employee.”
Daisy: “Good, efficient employee… Good, efficient employee…”
All three of the workers are completely grey and monochrome. A grey glow has consumed the entirety of their eyes. All identifying jewelry they were previously wearing is gone.
Patricia: “As a reward for my work during this yearly quarter, management has informed me I am to be promoted to middle manager next month.”
Diane + Rachel: “Congratulations, Patricia. You are a good worker.”
Patricia: “I am a good worker. Let us touch base in regards to other changes to our working environment. As a reminder, the board has pivoted towards the acquisition of Lumas as a labor force following the disappearance of their caretaker. We may begin to see Luma interns in the office soon. It is a high-level action item for the company to train them to create new planets consisting of affiliate offices and subsidiary offices.”
Diane: “Noted. Expansion is crucial. What a wonderful idea.”
Rachel: “I have no opinions in regards to this information.”
Diane: “Apologies. Workers should not have opinions.”
Patricia + Rachel: “Workers should not have opinions.”
Patricia: “While opinions are against company policy, the board has approved your request for a 100% reduction in break time, Diane. The policy will be implemented shortly. You are granted permission to be happy about this information for a period of 60 seconds.”
Diane: “Excellent. These conversations would be better as emails.”
Bureaucracy is better than monarchy... Why rule a kingdom when you can be an office drone devoid of personality instead?
Original art by RizDraws
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