JD Maybeline Vance forced himself on the Pope like he was a couch. He didn’t want to meet him. #jdvance #cushionpushinvance #jdvancethepope #jdmaybelinevance #couchbanger #voteblue #followme #ifollowback #followmeifollowback #imissbiden #bluesquad

I think his hands were slippery from all the oils he rubbed on the sofas before he tried to bang them. Lubrication is his way of saying thank you to the sofas. #CouchBanger