The brain rot of CPAC 2026 – Baptist News Global CPAC session titles were intended to incite rage and lead to further brain rot. The human mind is malleable for good and for ill.

"Before I attended #CPAC, I believed at some point #MAGA supporters would collectively turn on the president and the MAGA elite. But after attending, I now see that never will happen."
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#ToddBlanche was just @ #CPAC arguing there's nothing wrong with #ice stationed @ polling places.

In fact, they should be welcome to police for illegals.

Never mind armed feds @ polling places is illegal.

Oh, & Acting #AG Todd Blanche may keep acting for 210 days...

That's 7 months.

November. 👀

Bless his heart. He seems terrible, and his whole vibe certainly doesn’t scream “great in bed,” to put it mildly.

Oh, gosh, this one might be worse 😬

Man, I tell you what: #CPAC attendees are some of the world’s least-fuckable dudes 😆

One thing is for sure they're transparent about their hypocrisy. They don't have to say anything..just be themselves.
#CPAC #CrashGrindr #closetdwellers #hypocrites #ClosetedPedophileActionComittee

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So many lies at #CPAC 2026. Not surprising, but disgusting.

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#JasonSelvig of #TheGoodLiars discusses what he called a “funeral” for #CPAC, mocking the state of conservative politics and the personalities driving it. The segment blends sharp humor with on-the-ground interviews, exposing the contradictions and spectacle surrounding it
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RFK Jr Spins LUDICROUS STORIES To GLAZE TRUMP at CPAC

#DueDissidence #RFKJr #RFK #RobertFKennedyJr #DonaldTrump #Trump #CPAC

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This Year's CPAC Was a SAD, HUMILIATING Clown Show

#DueDissidence #CPAC #Republicans #GOP

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Church & State: Is CPAC Fake and Gay In a word, yes. Caleb shares his experience at CPAC and reports on the overloaded Grindr servers... Also, the odd report from the trial of Tyler Robinson. Church and State is brought to you by,  YOU!   Visit us at: https://churchandstate.media where you can support us by donating directly and find links to shop with our affiliates.Get our merch at https://standupnowapparel.com/partner-church-and-state/     Learn how to Protect Your Wealth against inflation at: www.BH-PM.com and tell them Church and State sent you.Support Church and State today by shopping at www.MyPillow.com using our coupon code: “CHURCHANDSTATE”.Our links are on link tree: https://linktr.ee/churchandstate                      Subscribe to our Locals Community (churchandstate1.locals.com)    Follow us on Rumble (@ChurchandState1776) https://rumble.com/user/ChurchandState1776     X(twitter) (@1churchandstate) https://x.com/1churchandstate facebook (churchandstate1776) https://www.facebook.com/ChurchandState1776    SubStack (churchandstate.substack.com) https://churchandstate.substack.com/       *Help fund our fight against tyranny: Buy from our affiliates and tell them Church and State sent you.  *Tune in on NRBTV Tue-Fri 1:30 PM Pacific! 

📣 New Podcast! "Church & State: Is CPAC Fake and Gay" on @Spreaker #conservative #cpac

“Funeral for CPAC”: The Good Liars’ Jason Selvig paints a not-so-flattering portrait of CPAC

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Republicans have triggered the worst energy crisis in the history of the world…
#republicans #iran #cpac #rachelmaddow
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The antisemitic influencers who popularized the term "J-pilled" know exactly what it means

The antisemitic influencers who popularized the term “J-pilled” know exactly what it means
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#TedCruz , BORN IN ALBERTA, tells US AMERICANS how to treat birthright #citizenship.

How.... #MAGA of him.

At #CPAC he was touting the power and knowledge of #Trump.

Trump called his wife a dog and he did nothing.

He did nothing.

He's a f****** coward. Always will be.
#TexasChicken

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(Liz Truss was in a side booth, between the cigars and sequined suits)

#CPAC #LizTruss

Schlaping da base. Get schlappy. Schlappfaced. I can go on.
#lilnickmuller #CPAC #Republicans #Christian #familyvalues

Vance appears at secretive donor summit as 2028 presidential speculation grows JD Vance headlined a closed-door gathering for the spring summit of the Rockbridge Network, a secretive donor group that Vance co-founded in 2019 during his stint as a private investor.

53% of respondents at the #CPAC conference last weekend said #Vance was their preferred candidate in the Republican #2028primary.

#Rockbridge members are "the people that will be rallying around JD, and they want to back him," said one conservative venture capitalist...

#Mercer #Buskirk #Thiel

#CriticalThinking at #cpac

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#CPAC 🤣

#CPAC Victor #Orban, #MAGA Euro buddy, #Netanyahu & #Trumps crooked man is getting boo’d out of his own rally’s! Showing yet again the poor judgement coming from #Whitehouse. Why is 🇺🇸 interfering in other countries election? Need a #law about this!

#CPAC uh-oh

Matt Schlapp tries to hype up the CPAC crowd by asking if they want to see impeachment hearings. Much to his dismay, the crowd cheered #trump #maga #nokings #CPAC

Oh looks it's Matt Gaetz, the guy who trafficked a minor across state lines for sex. Allegedly. #CPAC #Politics

Crowd at CPAC: CHEERS LOUDLY when asked if they want impeachment hearings.
Speaker: “No… wrong answer.”
Crowd: immediate silence

One of the funniest accidental self‑owns I’ve seen in a while.

#CPAC #Politics #ViralMoment #Facepalm

Had to share this video from Due Dissidence, where they show just how sad/pathetic recent CPAC was this year and more. Lots of MAGA fans have stopped drinking the Kool Aid. Though there are still some that are just a lost cause.
#CPAC #CPAC2026
#https://youtu.be/NPjnbXZ8oLw?si=Yd1sIAwqeSFkCRY_

Word. If you think you are following Jesus Christ but you embrace white supremacy, bigotry, hate-filled ideologies and the destruction of other people you are not "Christian," but rather you are an ego demon. Let's clear that up right now! #impeachtrump #dumptrump #cpac #charliekirk #whitesupremacy

MAR 29
The #GoodLiars hand out #EpsteinFiles #CPAC 2026 #Dallas TX.

#ReleaseTheFiles
#ICEOUT #AbolishIce
#RefuseFascism #TrumpMustGo #Resist #RATR
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👉 The Conservative Political Action Conference (aka CPAC) went off with a whimper this year.
#cpac #maga #cpac2026 #trump

R-GA #McCormick's MAGA Meter Ratings:

-Turning Point USA #Kirk: 87%
-Conservative Political Action Conference #CPAC: 89%
-Heritage Foundation #Project2025: 85%
-Trumps #Agenda47 100%
-2020 Election Denier
-Receives donations from pro-Israel Lobbies

Running in the midterms: has #Trumps endorsement

Trump's 'eager-to-please attack poodle' at FCC clowned over new brazen admission Brendan Carr, chair of the Federal Communications Commission, made a series of telling remarks last week at the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) in Texas that journalist Anthony Fisher ...

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The 'Lettuce Lady'

"So Britain’s self-appointed ambassador to MAGA was not on the main stage but on a secondary platform, amid the merchandise stalls and podcast studios, delivering her vision for a British revolution to a room whose primary function was selling Trump cigars and sequinned […]