my boss at almost 11pm on fucking christmas eve: "hey can you *bluh bluh bluh* it'll only take a second!"
me:

#memes #gay #crapitism #girlypop #iwannagotobed

Xfinity calls to say my discount’s run out, meaning my bill goes up 50%…unless I agree to 1 of 2 options: pay 25% more for two years OR pay 2/3 my current bill if I pay the next 6 months upfront. We can afford this - not everyone can, but that’s shitty to do to people right before Xmas. #crapitism