Spitzer. Typical Yankee fan. #Current2012

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#lulz #morelulz RT @JohnFugelsang I like my Starbucks like I like my FLOTUS - tall, black & sleeve-less. #DNC2012 #current2012

Am I better off than 4 years ago? Yes! Because the trees are finally the right height. #dnc2012 #current2012

To answer the Romney/Ryan question: Am I better off than I was 4 yrs ago? Yes! People figured out that Crocs are dumb! #dnc2012 #current2012

To answer the Romney/Ryan question: Am I better off than I was 4 years ago? Yes! Sarah Palin's 15 minutes are over! #dnc2012 #current2012

To answer the Romney/Ryan question: Am I better off than I was 4 years ago? Yes! I am more handsome than ever! #dnc2012 #current2012

Breaking: Exclusive photo of Mitt Romney prepping for RNC speech with his campaign advisors #gop2012 #Current2012 http://t.co/QOjTdexd

Paul Ryan's iPod: AC/DC thru Zeppelin. No A-Bones? No Zantees? You've lost my vote son. #gop2012 #Current2012

Hey Paul Ryan. I also think it's sad when you masturbate to an Ayn Rand poster in any bedroom. #gop2012 #Current2012

Paul Ryan just said 'Math'. That's close enough to 'Science' to lose this crowd. #gop2012 #Current2012

I didn't know throat clearing was such a big part of P90X. #PaulRyan #gop2012 #Current2012

Scott Walker: Tears of a Clown #gop2012 #Current2012

I'd Like to think that Phil Lynott is spinning in his grave right now. #boysarebackintown #paulryan #gop2012 #Current2012

If Paul Ryan doesn't hit the stage doing one-handed pushups, Mitt Romney isn't getting his money's worth. #gop2012 #Current2012

'Lax Standards and false praise' Spoken Like a true Bush Administration Alumnus #gop2012 #Current2012

Humble Circumstances? Is Condi endorsing Obama/Biden? #gop2012 #Current2012

The Condi Rice Mushroom Cloud Omelet. Available this week at the Tampa Holiday Inn Breakfast Buffet. #gop2012 #Current2012

Condi went there right off the bat. How soon will we hear mushroom clouds? #gop2012 #Current2012

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Have I Mentioned My New Comic? Only Like a Thousand Times: Frank Luntz Spins Legit Rape #GOP2012 #Current2012 http://tmblr.co/ZOID0ySGBlvj

'Real leaders don't follow Poles, real leaders change Poles." Well, they just lost the Polka Vote. #GOP2012 #Current2012 #Ohio

That undulating blue sky background makes Chris Christie look like a Macy's Thanksgiving Day balloon. #GOP2012 #current2012

Damn Chris Christie is quite the Mamma's Boy. #GOP2012 #current2012

Ann Romney is the Only Person on the Planet That Finds Mitt Romney Funny. #GOP2012 #current2012

When I Hear Ann Romney Speak, I Fully Expect to be Sold a Whole Bunch of Tupperware. #GOP2012 #current2012 #Plastics

Shorter Ann Romney: I Want to Talk to You About My Favorite Martian…Mitt Romney #GOP2012 #current2012

How to Stop Drinking Game: Drink Every Time George W Bush is Mentioned at #GOP2012 Convention #Current2012