i keep running the numbers and it'll take me 10 to 12 years just to get my money back now that the tax credit is gone. i can get a way better return replacing my heat pump and water heater with more efficient models when they die in the next couple years. #dadthoughts
Is Wildfire by John Mayer a ripoff of Bathtime by Raffi? 😂 #DadThoughts
Watch your step, London. It’s icy out there. The council should do more gritting. #Dadthoughts
Yeah, there's a new T. Swift album, but I just got a minty clean first pressing of Katy Lied, so Taylor's gonna have to get in line behind the Dan. #dadthoughts #Idratherbelisteningtosteelydan
I'm on a crusade against children's party goodie bags. It's like, 'Thanks for coming, here's a tiny bag of landfill for you to throw away when you get home! Oh, and also a tiny, rock-hard Vanilla Tootsie Roll.'
#dadlife #deepthoughts #dad #dadthoughts #parenting #dadjokes #IndieDadGamer
nobody warned me that becoming a dad would cause my reaction to unnecessarily loud tailpipes on cars and motorcycles to change from mild irritation to a fiery white hot rage burning with the intensity of a thousand suns. #bedtime #dadthoughts
It's a cliche that men oppose their families getting new pets.
As a kid, I understood this to mean my father didn't like to own them.
But since then, what I've observed has convinced me it's because grown men often can't confront the inevitability of losing a loved one.
#pets
#dadthoughts
#grief
So is Bingo the name of the farmer, or the dog? #DadThoughts
I gotta be honest, Blippi has the best sound track in children’s entertainment at the moment #DadThoughts
I remember when the whole place was just a field #DadThoughts
Why do kids wake up at 6 AM on weekends but need a bulldozer to get out of bed on school days? 🤔 #DadThoughts #RealTalk
Is #PeteTheCat the only show where the namesake & main character has zero speaking lines throughout the show??
It’s wild
#DadThoughts
I find I'm catching up with a lot of stuff after 2am feeds, while waiting for the little man to settle. Hence this tweet 😂 #DadThoughts
I find I'm catching up with a lot of stuff after 2am feeds, while waiting for the little man to settle. Hence this tweet 😂 #DadThoughts
I was awake until 5.30am, a heavy night of drinking, some vomiting. In my 20s that was a night out, in my 30s it's looking after a 1 month old and trying to get him to sleep. #DadThoughts #ImTired
I was awake until 5.30am, a heavy night of drinking, some vomiting. In my 20s that was a night out, in my 30s it's looking after a 1 month old and trying to get him to sleep. #DadThoughts #ImTired
Just had corn dogs and @cheezit snaps for lunch. Why yes, I am an adult. #dadthoughts
All I have to say to the new blink video is why? Is this a early 2000s old navy commercial with fortnite dances? I like the song but the video is uhhhh underwhelming. #blink182 #whatsmyageagain #dadthoughts
