Merry Christmas, you filthy animals! 🎄🎅
Are you online shopping for a new helmet?
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PSA: The #dadventcalendar is also helping raise health awareness. Check it out and give it a 👍 👍 👍
#dadjokes #jokes #prostate
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Online shopping???
My #dadventcalendar #dadjokes are free - and worth every penny!
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Expensive honeymoon experience... 🤵♂️👰♀️🐬 #dadjoke
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Should I hide and seek shelter?
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This #dadventcalendar is a bit of a marathon... 🤣
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Doing It Yourself is not always enjoyable...
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Going to the John? A bit of toilet humour... #dadventcalendar #dadjokees
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Why is there not a lot of money to be made putting up Christmas lights?
Because it’s almost always on the house.
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How do you identify a dogwood tree?
By its bark!
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What do you bring to a snowman’s baby shower?
A snow mobile!
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We can start with one of my favorite dad joke classics:
Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors?
Because if they had 4 they’d be a chicken sedan
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X is for X-rated (language, of course, what were you thinking about?! Filth!) Pictured: grawlix
Y is for Yankee Candle (go to present for mum) Pictured: a candle in a jar labelled “Smelly”
Z is for Zulu (the film): “A real tear-jerker” Definitely a British list… Pictured: A young Michael Caine in 1870s British uniform.
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Whisky. Not all dads, I know, but whisky is definitely not a young man’s game.
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Volume (keep it down 2) Pictured: a volume dial (that goes up to eleven)
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U is for Understanding Pictured: a dad hugging a figure wrapped in a lgbtqia+ If you think the flag is missing some bits, they’re in fact at the front
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Q is for Quiet Pictured: a dad having a nap/sleeping with the caption Quiet (keep it down)
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O is for Opinion A dad surrounded by speech bubbles representing: Politic, Religion, Genders, Money and “My dog had no nose”
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