$ATOPR
Bluesky team member Eric ( @esb.lol ) confirmed: hashtag indexing had issues over the last day, now fixed. #DevOops
bsky.app/profile/esb.lol/post/3mhfhlix32s2v
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Blueskyチーム Eric(@esb.lol)が公式に確認。ハッシュタグのインデックスに問題があり、修正済みとのこと。 #DevOops
bsky.app/profile/esb.lol/post/3mhfhlix32s2v
I'm gonna use this #DevOops hashtag everywhere now
We had some issues with indexing hashtags over the last day or so, this has now been fixed #DevOops
OH on slack:
> The world needs more musical post-mortems. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p03oO_7sCaY
#sre #devops #devoops
So, what does "No space left on device" mean? #DevOOPS
OH on slack: sometimes you think, "Oh, a regex could solve this." Now you have two ~problems~ administrators on your github repos
#devoops #sre #infosec
By way of a Project Manager at work:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBZtTW0pXLE
#sre #devops #devoops
Another “no code” platform needing five YAMLs, six CLI flags, and the blood of a senior SRE. Congrats—you invented Yes-Code-But-Secretly. Stop gaslighting PMs with drag-and-drop fairy tales. #DevOops #KubernetesKarma
OH on slack:
SREcon 2024: hey, just a crazy thing, but we thought about giving the root password to a parrot. What do you think?
SREcon 2025: here's our comprehensive report from parrot's rampage, after equipping it with root password and a spending account
SREcon 2026: codebases should be […]
A Jira plugin that lets product owners and business unit representatives give a tip (10%, 15%, 20%, or custom) upon production deployment of a ticket so shitty tech leaders can cut salaries under the guise of it being made up by tips. #DevOops #CapitalistNightmare #TipScreen #UXFromHell
Accidentally deleted my Kubernetes control plane. Nothing tests your DR plan quite like raw panic. #k8s #DevOops
It is better that ya may not be exposed to the code that leads-up to the following snippet that will fit within in the character limits; ```nix path = from-main ( from-exports-dot-default ( from-exports-dot ( from-exports-default ( from-exports ( builtins.head (from-prettier-plugins ["null"] data) ) data ) data ) data ) data ) data; ```
It is probably better that no one asks _why_ I'd write code like this, just accept that NodeJS pushed me into doing some questionable things with Nix...
#development #devOops #javascript #nix #node #typescript
Vibe coding and imposter syndrome:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xBilK3gT5e0
#vibecoding #ai #swe #sre @devops #devoops #devops
I find it kinda funny... I find it kinda sad...
Slow networks can expose frontend code like;
```html
<span class="visually-hidden">Status is offline</span>
```
#devOops
OH on slack
User Story
As Overloaded Olivia, the backend engineer,
I want clear, actionable requirements with business context, so that I can implement the correct solution without burning half a day in meetings or wild guessing.
Acceptance Criteria
1. The story includes functional […]
Image of Bash pipeline used for logging paths containing `node_modules` sub-directory with the following content; ```bash ## # Author: S0AndS0 # License: This is your problem now # Description: Find and log `node_modules` sub-directories find ~/git/hub -type d -name 'node_modules' -print | sed '{ s/\(node_modules\)\(.*\)/\1/g; }' | sort -u | tee /tmp/find--git_hub__node_modules.log ```
Today I reclaimed roughly 14 Gigs of hard-drive space!
> No-one: How?
I deleted `node_modules` from publicly published projects that are feature complete.
> No-one: How?
Bash pipeline to a file, some spot-checking/clean-up, and mass `rm -rf`-ing
#bash #devOops #devOps #development #linux #macOs
Monday Morning Mishap:
Me: “Why is the firewall blocking prod?”
Also me: “Oh… I was testing that last night.”
Pro tip: Don't debug your weekend experiments in production. (But let’s be honest… we all have.)
#MondayMishap #SysAdmin #DevOops #Linux
Today I went round, spun right right round round, with Nix flakes trying to access `outputs.packages`
Could see 'em via `nix flake show`
But consumer be all, "lol there ain't no `packages` for you there!"
Turns out `nix flake update <name>` was necessary 🤦
#devOops #nix
OH on slack: I think we've all seen enough to say that computers are a cryparty. it's just very rarely they're tears of joy; most often they're tears of sorrow or rage or shock.
#sre #devoops @devops @sre
Best Classic opening of an email-text..
"I am not sure you realise how much effort....."
(yes, I do, I wrote some of it... I'm telling you to THINK, not bean-count)
#software
#DevOps
#devoops
Ever wondered how a DevOps team can best get in its own way? Hold my beer.
Lukas Korl is here to take you on a ride through the messier side of DevOps!
#DevOpsDays #DevOops #AntiPatterns #CI/CD #PlatformEngineering #SRE #DevOpsDaysGraz
🔥 “We deleted production. It wasn’t great—but it didn’t matter much.”
Join John Keates at #DevOpsDaysAMS and hear how strong DevOps culture and systems turned a wipeout into a shrug.
🎟️ tickets.devopsdays.org/devopsdays-a...
#IgniteTalks #DevOops #Resilience #DevOps
Obviously you need the greatest possible crash reporting solution so BooSky LLC can have five nines of uptime and reliability for all their bootastic clients!...
#DevOops
4/ 📈 Code coverage ≠ perfect code, but shows what you never tested. Think of it like an x-ray of your bugs. That else block? It will run in prod if you ignore it in tests. Trust me. #codecoverage #jacoco #devoops #pudim #devbubble #testyourcode #ciwisdom
That moment when you realize you deployed to PROD instead of DEV…
😂 Tag a friend who’s been there!
#TechMemeDay #DevOops #CloudMeme
That Time Someone Deleted Production from Dev…
😱 A dev used their prod credentials in a dev script.
Result: 🚫 Deleted live customer data.
💡 Lesson: Separate service principals, use scoped permissions, and guardrail with automation.
#WackyWednesday #DevOops #CloudFail
Already have my first #DevOops at #DevOpsDays Chicago. I wasn't paying close attention at the sink and tried to wash my hands with mouthwash. If you shake my hand, it will be minty fresh. 😂
Already have my first #DevOops at #DevOpsDays Chicago. I wasn't paying close attention at the sink and tried to wash my hands with mouthwash. If you shake my hand, it will be minty fresh. 😂