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Bluesky team member Eric ( @esb.lol ) confirmed: hashtag indexing had issues over the last day, now fixed. #DevOops

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Blueskyチーム Eric(@esb.lol)が公式に確認。ハッシュタグのインデックスに問題があり、修正済みとのこと。 #DevOops

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I'm gonna use this #DevOops hashtag everywhere now

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We had some issues with indexing hashtags over the last day or so, this has now been fixed #DevOops

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OH on slack:

> The world needs more musical post-mortems. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p03oO_7sCaY

#sre #devops #devoops

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So, what does "No space left on device" mean? #DevOOPS

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OH on slack: sometimes you think, "Oh, a regex could solve this." Now you have two ~problems~ administrators on your github repos

#devoops #sre #infosec

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By way of a Project Manager at work:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBZtTW0pXLE

#sre #devops #devoops

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Another “no code” platform needing five YAMLs, six CLI flags, and the blood of a senior SRE. Congrats—you invented Yes-Code-But-Secretly. Stop gaslighting PMs with drag-and-drop fairy tales. #DevOops #KubernetesKarma

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Original post on hachyderm.io

OH on slack:

SREcon 2024: hey, just a crazy thing, but we thought about giving the root password to a parrot. What do you think?

SREcon 2025: here's our comprehensive report from parrot's rampage, after equipping it with root password and a spending account

SREcon 2026: codebases should be […]

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A Jira plugin that lets product owners and business unit representatives give a tip (10%, 15%, 20%, or custom) upon production deployment of a ticket so shitty tech leaders can cut salaries under the guise of it being made up by tips. #DevOops #CapitalistNightmare #TipScreen #UXFromHell

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Accidentally deleted my Kubernetes control plane. Nothing tests your DR plan quite like raw panic. #k8s #DevOops

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It is better that ya may not be exposed to the code that leads-up to the following snippet that will fit within in the character limits;

```nix
path =
  from-main (
    from-exports-dot-default (
      from-exports-dot (
        from-exports-default (
          from-exports (
            builtins.head (from-prettier-plugins ["null"] data)
          ) data
        ) data
      ) data
    ) data
  ) data;
```

It is better that ya may not be exposed to the code that leads-up to the following snippet that will fit within in the character limits; ```nix path = from-main ( from-exports-dot-default ( from-exports-dot ( from-exports-default ( from-exports ( builtins.head (from-prettier-plugins ["null"] data) ) data ) data ) data ) data ) data; ```

It is probably better that no one asks _why_ I'd write code like this, just accept that NodeJS pushed me into doing some questionable things with Nix...

#development #devOops #javascript #nix #node #typescript

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Vibe coding and imposter syndrome:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xBilK3gT5e0

#vibecoding #ai #swe #sre @devops #devoops #devops

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I find it kinda funny... I find it kinda sad...

Slow networks can expose frontend code like;

```html
<span class="visually-hidden">Status is offline</span>
```

#devOops

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Original post on hachyderm.io

OH on slack

User Story
As Overloaded Olivia, the backend engineer,

I want clear, actionable requirements with business context, so that I can implement the correct solution without burning half a day in meetings or wild guessing.

Acceptance Criteria
1. The story includes functional […]

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Image of Bash pipeline used for logging paths containing `node_modules` sub-directory with the following content;

```bash
##
# Author: S0AndS0
# License: This is your problem now
# Description: Find and log `node_modules` sub-directories
find ~/git/hub -type d -name 'node_modules' -print |
  sed '{ s/\(node_modules\)\(.*\)/\1/g; }' |
  sort -u |
  tee /tmp/find--git_hub__node_modules.log
```

Image of Bash pipeline used for logging paths containing `node_modules` sub-directory with the following content; ```bash ## # Author: S0AndS0 # License: This is your problem now # Description: Find and log `node_modules` sub-directories find ~/git/hub -type d -name 'node_modules' -print | sed '{ s/\(node_modules\)\(.*\)/\1/g; }' | sort -u | tee /tmp/find--git_hub__node_modules.log ```

Today I reclaimed roughly 14 Gigs of hard-drive space!

> No-one: How?

I deleted `node_modules` from publicly published projects that are feature complete.

> No-one: How?

Bash pipeline to a file, some spot-checking/clean-up, and mass `rm -rf`-ing

#bash #devOops #devOps #development #linux #macOs

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Monday Morning Mishap:

Me: “Why is the firewall blocking prod?”
Also me: “Oh… I was testing that last night.”

Pro tip: Don't debug your weekend experiments in production. (But let’s be honest… we all have.)

#MondayMishap #SysAdmin #DevOops #Linux

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Today I went round, spun right right round round, with Nix flakes trying to access `outputs.packages`

Could see 'em via `nix flake show`

But consumer be all, "lol there ain't no `packages` for you there!"

Turns out `nix flake update <name>` was necessary 🤦

#devOops #nix

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OH on slack: I think we've all seen enough to say that computers are a cryparty. it's just very rarely they're tears of joy; most often they're tears of sorrow or rage or shock.

#sre #devoops @devops @sre

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Best Classic opening of an email-text..

"I am not sure you realise how much effort....."

(yes, I do, I wrote some of it... I'm telling you to THINK, not bean-count)

#software
#DevOps
#devoops

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Ever wondered how a DevOps team can best get in its own way? Hold my beer.
Lukas Korl is here to take you on a ride through the messier side of DevOps!

#DevOpsDays #DevOops #AntiPatterns #CI/CD #PlatformEngineering #SRE #DevOpsDaysGraz

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🔥 “We deleted production. It wasn’t great—but it didn’t matter much.”
Join John Keates at #DevOpsDaysAMS and hear how strong DevOps culture and systems turned a wipeout into a shrug.

🎟️ tickets.devopsdays.org/devopsdays-a...
#IgniteTalks #DevOops #Resilience #DevOps

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Obviously you need the greatest possible crash reporting solution so BooSky LLC can have five nines of uptime and reliability for all their bootastic clients!...

#DevOops

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4/ 📈 Code coverage ≠ perfect code, but shows what you never tested. Think of it like an x-ray of your bugs. That else block? It will run in prod if you ignore it in tests. Trust me. #codecoverage #jacoco #devoops #pudim #devbubble #testyourcode #ciwisdom

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That moment when you realize you deployed to PROD instead of DEV…
😂 Tag a friend who’s been there!
#TechMemeDay #DevOops #CloudMeme

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That Time Someone Deleted Production from Dev…
😱 A dev used their prod credentials in a dev script.
Result: 🚫 Deleted live customer data.
💡 Lesson: Separate service principals, use scoped permissions, and guardrail with automation.
#WackyWednesday #DevOops #CloudFail

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Already have my first #DevOops at #DevOpsDays Chicago. I wasn't paying close attention at the sink and tried to wash my hands with mouthwash. If you shake my hand, it will be minty fresh. 😂

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Already have my first #DevOops at #DevOpsDays Chicago. I wasn't paying close attention at the sink and tried to wash my hands with mouthwash. If you shake my hand, it will be minty fresh. 😂

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