Overheard at Agreeable Agony:

"I don't know what you're talking about. That dick dropped itself"

#overheard #dickjokes #thatswhathesaid

Got me all BONED UP over here.
#dickjokes #hardon #boner #gay

Weather says I'm going to get up to 17" Sunday.
Now even I think that's too much! #dickday #dickjokes

An ancient Sumerian stylus was uncovered during an archeological excavation. The stylus was engraved with a erect penis. Proving even in ancient times, writing was hard.
#news #jokes #comedy #hungovernews #archeology #writing #dickjokes

I have a book.
Dominus Daemonium.
It's postmodern scifi that never goes where you think it will. #PostModern #Writing #scienceFiction #Fantasy #Horror #Christmas #Writer #tuesdayvibe #BookSky #Books #Vore #Aliens #NoKings #RuinTheRapist
#Hyperthyroidism
#DickJokes #Caturday #Retail #Python #Love

I've got a TIP for you... layer up in the winter!
#justthetip #dickjokes

More from the editor @mithavt.gay 's cutting room floor! A never seen before clip! @silvercatboi.bsky.social has a message for you. #actualplay #realplay #vampirethemasquerade #vtm #worldofdarkness #wod #transrights #dickjokes #transmasc

Those who watched the Vampire the Masquerade campaign... you know. #dickjokes #lgbthumor #vampirethemasquerade #worldofdarkness #actualplay #realplay

First one reads: "how Musk plans to treat this self-inflicted wound will only make the situation worse." And I highlighted that and responded, "Par for the course for Elon. Just ask his dick surgeon," because Elon reportedly sought and underwent a (not making this up) botched penile enlargement surgery that has left him impotent and only able to impregnate women via IVF (I'm sure they're all grateful). Then, two grafs later, Will writes, "That is an underperformance of around 88%!" and I, again, highlighted and Responded, "That's, again, part for the course for Elon. Just, again, ask his dick surgeon," which I feel like I nailed, but I bet Will isn't crazy about it, lol.

I wonder if Will Lockett appreciates the #ElonMusk commentary from #KCookandCatsCo on his #Tesla articles (he never responds or says one way or the other, so your guess is as good as mine, which is 'no' 😆)

wlockett.medium.com/teslas-robot...

#Elon #Musk #tech #bigtech #selfdriving #dickjokes #lol

I mean I still like the stuff seen on jacksfilms' several channels now, but I miss goofy 1-off bullshit like this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRJY...

RaaaaaayWilliamJohnson

#dickjokes

RayWilliam Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh DICK JOKES

#BookSky
#scienceFiction
#Horror
#LoveStory
#DickJokes
#LetsGoToSpace
#GiantMeteor2025
#Art #Science
#FairShare

Old man winter is gonna give me 4.5 inches on Tues

He promised.
#dickjokes

Help me get my book "Dominus Daemonium" to Number One!
✌️😁🍵 #books #Ebooks #SelfPublished #ScienceFiction
#SpaceOpera #Humor #Gore #DickJokes #Aliens #Earth
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Erotica fans/authors: What're your least favorite euphemisms for genitals?

I can't stand any term for punishment that ends in -ng. Prong, ding, Wang, thing. Terrible.

Same for twat; sounds like someone got slapped with a wet face cloth.

#writesky #erotica #writers #dickjokes #foldsisbadtoo

Children, i’m here to tell you that you can be #Spiritual and still make #DickJokes

Big Dick Problems: Your dick gets cut off in pics. Speaking of being cut off, Should I blame Tylenol for this? 🤔🤣
#cutcock #bigcock #cock #dickjokes

Is it too late for a SUMMER SAUSAGE PARTY???
#dickjokes #gayjokes
🌭

Check out my sausage
#dickjokes

Time to work my night shaft.

...

I mean 'shift' 😁
#dickjokes

#comedy #standup #dickjokes #penisenvy #catsthemusical

An operation on your pickle might be a Vlassicectomy.

#vasectomy #dickJokes #BeneathMe #HasItComeToThis? #INeedNewWriters #ModernColePorter #genius #SelfDelusion

My wood is bent to the left.
Do you think it's OK??
#wood #woof #curved #dickjokes

#ElonMusk #propaganda #irony
#deathofsatire #comedyisback #dickjokes #edgelord

Look, sometimes you just gotta make the joke before the guys can. 😂👉👉 #dickjokes #boned #monsterhunterwilds #monsterhunter #collosalbone #smallstreamer #streamer

Detective Pikachu and The Sex Wrap wish you a penis Monday erm.. happy Monday! May you always find what you're looking for!
@detectivepikachumovie@thesexwrap
#sayitwithapenis #mondaymood #mondaymotivation #pikachu #dickjokes #gaymers #gamers #condom

He's exaggerating

#jeffbezos #dickjokes #amazon #politicalsatire #oligarchs #oligarchy #idiocracy #memes

Oh me too! I need the D so bad that sometimes I make my body make its own.

But it's just not the same.

#theD #givemetheD #D-fecient #dickjokes

Men’s Health Tip:

Left untreated, Bowen Yang can lead to Peter Dinklage. Consult your urologist if you have symptoms.

#health #wellness #dickjokes #namegame

#adultjokes #funny #dickjokes #startrek #data #Riker #themeasureofaman #scifi #android