a British Columbia driver was pulled over for excessive speed the police described the car as held together with 'wishful thinking and duct tape'. Drivers name: Pre-Apocalypse Mad Max
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Green Bay is canceling its annual Winterfest due to cold temps. They were expecting warm weather... God bless the USA
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In Seattle a van filled with 10k worth of hot sauce was stolen. In a related crime police are looking for a car filled with 10K worth of chicken wings
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A new study has found 60% of Americans start any new task with AI and everyone else does it the old fashion way...with google.
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Scientists at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland were able to produce small amounts of gold from lead. Their next scientific experiment: stealing gold from work.
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A recent study has found your fingernails after a workout are 10 times dirtier than a toilet seat. Proving when you go to the gym even your germs get stronger
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In Seattle a van filled with 10k worth of hot sauce was stolen. Police are asking the public to report suspicious persons completely covered in ranch.
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A series of houses in Boston have been burglarized and vandalized with queso and maple syrup. Authorities are looking for a suspect from Guadalajara Saskatchewan.
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A new study has found 60% of Americans start any new task with AI and the other 40% get it all wrong on their own.
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Scientists at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland were able to produce small amounts of gold from lead. Lead2gold the original crypto
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A recent study has found that your fingernails after a workout or 10 times are dirtier than a toilet seat. Which is odd because toilet seats are the only thing a gym rat won't lift
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in DC a bus driver took passengers on a high-speed chase to an unscheduled stop and and flipped them off as they exited. He got promoted to Ministry of transportation
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Green Bay is canceling its annual Winterfest due to cold temperatures, but don't worry the annual wet t-shirt contest will continue on indoors.
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a burglar in Boston was arrested after breaking into homes and spraying queso and maple syrup. authorities are calling him the sticky bandit
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There is a resurgence of flesh-eating screw worm flies in Mexico. Scientists have developed a new fly spray to counter the outbreak called "screw off"
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The American Institute of Architects gave an award of "Outstanding Architectural design" to a public toilet in Staten Island. Which officially gives people from Staten Island something to brag about.
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A woman in florida was arrested for stealing her rideshare car and driving home. She was charged with lifting a lyft.
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In Florida a woman was arrested for attempting to bribe a peace officer. She said "my family has a lot of money" what that family doesn't have much of: patience for her BS
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A car thief reported to the police that he found a brick of cocaine in the trunk of the car he was stealing. Just a good ole fashioned honest car thieve
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A pharmaceutical company is developing a weight loss drug for cats. Phew glad to see big pharma solving important real world problems
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Utah State University has begun research on Religious OCD. If you've ever told yourself to do 10 hail Mary every time you stepped on a crack they want to talk to you!
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In East Yorkshire a cold war bunker is set to topple into the sea due to erosion. Built to withstand a nuclear attack but helpless against...the wind.
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In Garland Texas a cat started a kitchen fire by jumping on the stove. Apparently it was trying to make purr-ogies
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In Garland Texas a cat started a kitchen fire by jumping on the stove. Apparently it was trying to make meowcaroni and cheese.
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Police were called to an apartment after a man knocked on an apartment door and demanded the owner order him a pizza. Dude just got doordash backwards.
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a 50 year old lawyer in london has started pole dancing. She now works pro-boner
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In East Yorkshire a cold war bunker is set to topple into the sea due to erosion. When it topples it will be sold as ocean front bunker 31 million quid
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