Dirty Limericks
There once was a man from Brighton
Who said to his girl, "You're a tight one"
She said, "Pardon my soul
But you're in the wrong hole
There's plenty of room in the right one." #Gayart #Queerart #DirtyLimericks #dirtyjokes #NSFWjokes #NSFW #18+
Dirty Limericks
There was a young lass called Louise,
Who's pubes hung down to her knees,
Her crabs got together,
And knitted a sweater,
And now that pussy wont freeze.
#Gayart #Queerart #DirtyLimericks #dirtyjokes #NSFWjokes #NSFW #18+ #Pussy
Dirty Limericks
There once was a lady from Wheeling,
Who said she’d no sexual feeling,
Until she met a man names Boris
Who tickled her clitoris,
And she had to be scraped of the ceiling.
#Gayart #Queerart #DirtyLimericks #dirtyjokes #NSFWjokes #NSFW #18+
Dirty Limericks
There once was a queen of Bulgaria
whose bush had grown hairier and hairier,
'till a prince from Peru
who came by for a screw
had to hunt for her cunt with a terrier
#Gayart #Queerart #DirtyLimericks #dirtyjokes #bigdick #Cock #NSFWjokes #NSFW #18+
Dirty Limericks 2
There once was a woman from Dallas. She used a dynamite stick for a phallus. They found her vagina in North Carolina and her ass hole at Buckingham Palace! #Gayart #Queerart #DirtyLimericks #dirtyjokes #bigdick #Cock #NSFWjokes #NSFW #18+
Dirty Limericks 1
There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it." #Gayart #Queerart #DirtyLimericks #dirtyjokes #bigdick #Cock #NSFWjokes #NSFW #18+
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Chip Charlie & The Jitterbug Jammers (1940’s Big Band/Swing Parody)
#AIcomedy, #swingparody, #1940smusic, #dirtylimericks, #bigband, #comedysong,, #jazzhumor, #retroparody, #limericksong, #funnymusic, #parodyvideo, #techhumor, #swingmusic, #AIparody, #comedylyrics, #1940swing, #humoroussong,
On the boobs of a barmaid in Sale,
Are tattooed all the prices of ale
And on her behind, for the sake of the blind,
is the same list of prices in Braille
#dirtylimericks
There was a young sailor from Brighton,
Who said to his girl, "You're a tight one."
She replied, "Bless my soul,
You're in the wrong hole;
There's plenty of room in the right one." #dirtylimericks
