Smoking and playing Halo in timeline order with some friends, how’s your night going? #horny #bi #gaymer #gayming #stoned #naughty #spicy #spicysky #nsfw #nsfwsky #distractme #dickpic #dailydick

timeline cleanse

john waters waxes sophic about jayne mansfield and the girl can't help it #filmsky #distractme

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Anonymous messages! Anonymous messages!

Still feeling pretty anxiety-ridden today. Distractions in the forms of DMs, nudes, and NGL questions/confessions are incredibly welcome ❤️

ngl.link/prodigalrex2

[ #DistractMe #DMsOpen #cockthread #titsthread #NGL #AMA #NSFW ]

Today is dragging!
Gonna be a long day
Please send distraction (memes, gift, 😈 etc...)

Tit's &booty are welcome too

#distractme #sendhelp #sendbooty
#womenlovingwoman

At work but I can't stop thinking about fucking someone's mouth and having them fuck mine 💋

#dirtythoughts #fatfemme #fatbabe #bbw #playwithme #nsfwbsky #distractme #swer

Here’s my Monochrome Monday. Woke up feisty and hard.

Looking like 4+ hours of meetings today. Not saying you should send me dirty messages to distract me but… you should…

#nsfw #kinky #distractme

Very floofy long haired tortie kitten with yellow suss sitting by a window.

Tiny faced short haired tuxedo kitten with yellow eyes sitting by a window.

Throwback to these 2 as impossibly cute kittens!

#Cats #Kittens #CatsOfBlueSky #CatPics #CatPhotos #Cute #Caturday #DistractMe @albusandprofessor.bsky.social

Sassy John the Baptist (?) scowling over his right shoulder

Two apostles— the one on the left is robed in blue and scowls at the viewer, while the one on the right is robed in pink seems to scowl at the first in chastisement

A bishop looking concerned or disgusted. Carved in marble

Baby Jesus, looking up at his mother, with a receding hairline and unnerving expression in his eyes

When I travel, art museums are often a favorite. After some time spent staring/reading, a gremlin awakes within me. This results in photos that make me laugh and, hopefully will for you, too. If a similar gremlin resides within you, please share your collection! #joy #art #distractme

This is Albus (Albus Severus). 9 year old male, born in WV, lives in Brooklyn. Greatest achievement: stealing a pair of socks out of closed luggage, dropping them in the toilet, and bringing them to the human to play fetch with. Loves grooming short haired humans.

#cats #catphotos #distractme

“Be the change you want to see.”

This place needs more cat photos.

#cats #catphotos #theworldisburning #distractme

I cannot handle any of the things, so here are some of my favorite words:

incarnadine
cygnet
quixotic
petrichor
riparian
komorebi (Japanese)

Any others I should add? #favoritewords #distractme

Cats or dogs? Why?

I love all animals but I’m partial to cats. ❤️

I think it’s because you have to work for their trust and attention.

I also love that they can entertain themselves and don’t need to be walked.

#theimportantstuff #distractme

Waiting in the ED with my daughter (she’s OK ... it’s a long story)

Super bored.

Care to delight me with a pitch or teaser of your #RevPit ms?

#IdRatherBeEditing #DistractMe