Greekery meekery
Paul the Apostle has
Written epistles to
Corinth and all;
Why were their answers kept
Extrcanonical?
Readers discovered they
Started… to pall
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Lizardy, wizardy,
Jamie Zawinski runs
Nightlife instead of the
Programming scene,
Finding the process is
Characteristically
h0rken since back when the
Lizard was green
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Goddery, soddery,
Richard Santorum, whose
Cryptotheocracy
Verges on crass,
Popularly known to be
Just like his eponym:
Anal-retentitive
Pain in the ass
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Gallantry, pageantry,
Godfrey of Boullion
Founded a kingdom, which
Gave him a shock:
Wearing a crown would seem
hyperpresumptuous—
Thus you may see that he
Came of good stock.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godfrey...
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Zachary backery
David Rice Atchison
Made (for a day or so)
National head;
"If you should need me", he
Somnambulistically
Murmured, "pro tempore
I'll be in bed."
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_R...
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Switchery witchery,
While J K Rowling was
Stirring up hate against
Genderqueer folk,
At the same time she was
Publishing fiction that
Pseudonymistically
Claimed she's a bloke
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