Ah, les tweets Γ©crits Γ 3h du matin. #drunktweets
Hegseth is a Warfighter !
He's gonna sneak up on Iran in an alley a punch 'em in the kidneys !
#DrunkTweets
#WhiskeyLeaks
Does anyone miss #drunktweets what are they called here?
@bsky.app Yes, this please. Or do we have to pay for that privilege. #BlueSkyEditButton #DrunkTweets #BlueMoon #TwentyMinutesIntoTheFuture #WorldIsGonnaEndOnATgypo
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Iβm at happy hour on a delightful sidewalk watching people go by and everyone walking by has bubble tea and/or a dog and like, what if I lived that life. I donβt want a dog really but I want to borrow one sometimes. #drunkTweets #sorta
God I miss my gay boys @smeltz281 and @timisaverage! #drunktweets
OMG I can put my Christmas decorations up in a few weeks. #drunktweets
Bless Joyce #drunktweets
DARELLLLL!!!! #DrunkTweets #Oilers
teaaaaa on the terraaaace of a Victorian mansion at dusk OMFG bury me here this is how I want to liiiiiiive an diiiiiiiiiiie #drunktweets
Found five pudding cups in my purse. Open. #drunktweets
I love my twitter family. #drunktweets
Care about being a good person. Don't give a shit what anyone else thinks of you= success, money & attractiveness to opp. sex. #drunktweets
They do not have spirit measures in Spain!!! There may be #drunktweets if my battery doesn't die.
@jessrryan The toaster? Are you referencing #drunktweets? Cuz I'm not responsible for those.
I had a hobby. But out of practice now.
I think I shall imbibe some beer spirits tonight. I only bought the 6er 8 months ago. #drunktweets forthcoming
No social skills is doing me really well right now. #drunktweets #thanksautocorrect
@DilysTreacle ah Janine, hello my dear #drunktweets
Did well had a few weeks off the booze but back on tonight #drunktweets later :-)
Friday #drunktweets. RT @TerryBain: Liquor is quicker but drugs BUGS BUGS BUGS BUGS BUGS BUGS BUGS BUGS BUGS BUGS BUGS BUGS BUGS
Beer peenewale darte nahin, beer.peete hain! #DrunkTweets
Daaru teri nazar! #DrunkTweets
*peeks into Twitter* BOOOOO!!! *runs off giggling* #DrunkTweets
Is twitter the reverse of q-bert? #drunktweets
420 Poop every day. #drunktweets
RT @grantimahara Is it bad if the iPhone automatically recognizes and corrects #drunktweets??
FF# @docfunk. His NBA captions are not optional; e.g.: http://bit.ly/cKndgs Manages #drunktweets like a Six Sigma black belt. Follow now.