A painting of Gollum while I'm toasting the camera with a Bailey's Irish Cream.

Hey all! I'm drunk and did a painting. It's of that guy from that book. He was a jewel maker or something I'm pretty sure. Anyway, Merry Santa and a happy return to you all.

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Switched to half’s because pints were making me pee too much. They don’t last long, do they?
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@MsSaraSmiles I have 300 more followers than you do. I look like me. You look like you. Twitter is #drunkasfuck