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An Oklahoma a man was arrested for B&E while naked then floating in a pond for 1hr. He was described as "acting like a hippo." It is a result of a powerful new drug called white marbles. It is reported to fun for the whole family.
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An Oklahoma a man was arrested for breaking into a house naked then floating in a pond for an hour.He was described as acting like a hippo. ICops think it was a result of ingestion of large quantities of marble methamphetamines.
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An Oklahoma a man was arrested for breaking into a house naked then floating in a pond for an hour.
At 6’2 and 400lbs he was described as acting like a hippo, a hungry hungry hippo… for meth.
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Vacation selfies of a British woman ‘dripping in diamonds’ lead to her arrest for jewelry theft, police say A former jewelry store manager in the UK was sentenced to 28 months in prison after posting selfies wearing stolen merchandise and sending them to her coworkers, Humberside Police said in a statement.

Okay. Even Gemmy Brandeis is not this dumb, and she stole a Monster of a diamond from a jewelry store in fictitious Bayton, OR.

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