tbh i am NOT feeling great and i missed some sessions so @leanwellback.bsky.social said that since everyone else is in combat we could cut away to some RP with doki and kellan. i was like we don't HAVE TO! but then i had time to hone a feelings knife :) and knife kellan :) #DungeonsAndDodongos
james: stuie, are you a regular raven or a king raven?
me: are you a raven of unusual size?
alex: well he fits in the cave!
james: yes but i don't know HOW big
alex: i doubt he's larger than ME, the ACTUAL BIRD MAN
james: 🙄 it's size large
alex: fine fine i take it back
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Kobi the shopkeeper: Well, I do put plants in the stew, rabbit meat isn't nutritious on its own.
Doki: Do you put mushrooms in? Mushrooms are very good for you.
Kobi: Mushrooms aren't plants.
Doki: They're FRIENDS with plants.
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Alex: Is 20 gold pieces 20 rupees? One to one conversion, is that what we said?
James: 😤🤷🏼♂️🙄
James: I don't KNOW, it's fine.
Alex: I'm just trying to be fair! So I know how many I can spend on gifts for people!
James: Listen, rupees are rupees and you have as many as you have.
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delighted that in our last #DungeonsandDodongos session of the year, we managed to finish our boss battle and wrap on the twilight princess-inspired story arc! everyone's having fun in those mid-credits vignettes where all the npcs you met along the way are hanging out, dancing and being goofy.
james: does a 21 hit?
kay: well, yes.
alex: just lie and say no!!!
james: i can see your ac.
me: these are not the acs you're looking for...
james: once again, i can see all your character sheets.
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"you're up."
"oh god i've forgotten everything i've ever known."
"whomst amongst us!?"
"let's start with...who are we, uh, focusing our violence on?"
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me: doki's gonna cast healing word
me: and blow a kissy
me: wait, can healing word for doki be healing kiss
kay: the healing word is MWAH!
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we're in the final boss of my #DungeonsandDodongos twilight princess inspired arc! I told my players at the top of combat they can use an action to summon one of the light spirits to the battle & roll a d4 to see how many rounds it takes them to show up. so of course NONE of them did so in round 1.
catch me using the dream spell in a non-nightmare format on my least well-adjusted player character. didn't need to go nightmare mode and deal actual mechanical psychic damage, I can just deal emotional damage! #DungeonsandDodongos
dex, btw.
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add me to your ttrpg. i will bring up important questions like: do you use dex or str to saber open a bottle of champagne
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james: the name she gives you is sue
axel: ah yes. my favorite zelda npc. SUE.
james: well it's a pun
ria: i assumed.
james: the last name she would've given you is denim.
axel: WELL IT WAS GREAT PLAYING WITH YOU GUYS I GOTTA GO NOW
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me: do you want a stealth check from me too?
james: well, you could be in wild shape if you want instad.
me: hmm. no. i look too good today.
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alex: where was doki every time we talked about getting kellan out of her armor?
ria: distracted by other shiny thoughts.
kay: no, i think they thought it was just a metaphor.
alex: well it's not not a metaphor.
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james: what's everyone's reaction to seeing kellan out of armor for the very first time?
me: i think doki doesn't know it's not, like. part of her.
alex: you think it's her skin!?
me: CARAPACE!
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I got some good d&d prep done this week and have a pretty solid groundwork laid out for finishing up the first arc of #DungeonsandDodongos and heading into the second, which is very exciting!
talking about parent trapping two nerds
alex: we'll have to go UNDERCOVER
tag: [horrified] oh god
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