#eggonyourface

US’s biggest egg producer’s profits triple as prices soar The DoJ is investigating, with Cal-Maine’s profits nearly eight times as high as at the start of the bird flu outbreak

Who's shocked? #EggOnYourFace

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

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Trump once said Canada should be the 51st state because we ‘don’t have anything the U.S. needs.’

Now he’s begging other countries for #eggs because of bird flu. Guess what, Donald? WE HAVE EGGS. Maybe we’ll trade you for some basic common sense—oh wait, short supply there too.

#EggOnYourFace

Had a dream that Trump
Signed another order
to rename Eggs
Elons
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Made a shirt to match: football.epicsports.com/rd?t=fcp&id=...
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#eggonyourface #elon #elonmusk #elonmuskmeme #egg #eggman #trump #dream #dumb

Do these egg prices reflect golden yolks? Thanks, Trump—thought fixing this was your "Day 1" plan? #EggOnYourFace

A struggling, nearly empty egg shelf in Sacramento, CA - as of Feb 23.

Going rate (if you can find it): $9.48 for a dozen.

#EggOnYourFace?

I am dying at the look on his face. A deer in the headlights look, they aren’t buying the normal narrative, shit what to do I do?!? 🤣🤣🤣

If eggs weren’t so expensive, a few attendees looked like they were ready to make an omelette, by breaking a couple of eggs over his head.
#eggonyourface

"To all the geniuses who moaned about the price of eggs—how do you like them apples now, huh? Bet you didn't see this coming! 🍎😂 #EggOnYourFace #ToldYouSo #HowYouLikeThemApples"