DOJ Designates Posting Photos Of Balding Elon Musk As Domestic Terrorism WASHINGTON—Warning that the charge carried a five-year mandatory minimum sentence, the U.S. Department of Justice declared Friday that the distribution of images featuring a balding Elon Musk constitu...

BREAKING: DOJ Designates Posting Photos of Balding Elon Musk As Domestic Terrorism

#bald #elonia #ElonIsANazi #elonisbald #hairplugs #laminatedface #elonmusklies #Muskolini

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Remember that Simpson's Treehouse of Horror where Homer gets a hair transplant, but the donor scalp is from a criminal and eventually it takes control and makes him do horrible, evil things?
Y'all know Leon Muks has a head full of transplanted hair, right?
#ElonIsBald