Photo of elon musk in his blackout shades and a guady gold chain. Purple hearts and text stating "doge diva" are added.
Dearest Doge
Today I
1-thought up 5 words to describe elon in case I ever play Password &he's the word (doughy
eel-esque
mania-boi
barrel-chested
curd-like)
2-ditto trump
(girdled
diapered
dipshit
mushroom
fecal-felon)
3-& Miller
(human Pez dispenser
zombie Qtip)
4/5-naps
k thnx
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What did I do last week?
1-shock!
2-shock!
3-shock!
4-watch the Muskey get hurt!
5-shock the Muskey!
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What did you get done this week?
1- put my left foot in
2-took my left foot out
3-put my left foot in
4-and i shook it all about
5-did the hokey pokey, that's what's it's all about, bitch
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5 things I did last week:
1. cooked recipes created by immigrants
2. read books written by immigrants
3. watched movies produced by immigrants
4. bought commodities manufactured by immigrants
5. slept with an immigrant
Send yours to hr@opm.gov
subject: Re: What did you do last week
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What I Did This Week
1. Breathe in.
2. Breathe out.
3. Breathe in.
4. Breathe out.
5. Breathe in, breathe in, breathe in.
#DeportElon #FuckTrump
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Dear Manager:
1. Bitched about that sale I shot.
2. Put that coffee down.
3. Called myself a salesman.
4. Got the picture, made my decision for Christ, got them to sign on the line which is dotted.
5. Hit the bricks.
