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Nubile — a refill for your gall bladder
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Current — monthly payments from your most despicable tenant Gru
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Machination — a country that has faster-than-the-speed-of-sound aircraft
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Corsair — the air turbulence felt in the sails of pirate ships
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Techno Music — acoustic and acapela music
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Shortcoming — a flaw you have a hard time overlooking: your boyfriend only lasts 30 seconds in bed
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Red Bull — a somewhat-literate male cow
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Bassinet — a caught fish
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Tantalize — just like Pinnochio’s nose gets longer when he lies, donOLD Rump’s face gets more tan when he lies (note that Rump’s face is ALWAYS tan)
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Chik-Fil-A — a young woman who is close to, but not quite, a B-cup
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Comicon — an annual gathering of prison comedians
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Dildo — what you use to make dill bread, in the shape of a penjs, of course
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Alfred Hitchcock — Monica Lewinsky’s nickname for Bill Clinton’s bent penjs
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Butterflies — the annual blowing-off-steam gathering in Pennsylvania where the Amish hurl butter at each other with wooden spoons, which has become the world’s largest food fight
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Soccer — a better name for women’s boxing
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Contact — without propriety; offensive; tactless
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Conch — to hit over the head with the shell of a large mollusk
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Controlling — the role of an internet forum moderator to eliminate nasty posts
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Immobilize — staring
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Converse — poetry written by prison inmates
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Cooper — a person who makes chicken enclosures
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Laundress — a grass hula skirt
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Delay — stand up
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Debate — what a fish often does to your hook when you don’t catch it
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Debase — go AWOL
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Deride — get off the bus and walk
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Decide — resurrect a person who has killed themselves or an ethnic group slain by a dictator
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Decisions — sutures
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Thanksgiving Weekend — the losing end of the wishbone
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Declare — suck out the custard filling from an éclair
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