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Steadfast — a pinch runner in baseball
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Moonstruck — a utility vehicle designed to drive on the regolith of Earth’s largest satellite
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Thence — another name for B.C.E., as opposed to Nowce
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Backspace — a football running back’s 4x40 time
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Junkyard — pubic hair
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Gleeful — what you are after watching the “Glee” movie 27 times in a row
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Epee — to urinate in the metaverse (using your “sword” if a man), because after all, even avatars need to go, including those Meta ones with no lower bodies
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Corsair — the air turbulence felt in the sails of pirate ships
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Oodles — 10 or more puppies from a single poodle mother
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Peerless — a mass transit elevator that no (blind) person has urinated in, yet…
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Techno Music — acoustic and acapela music
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Shortcoming — a flaw you have a hard time overlooking: your boyfriend only lasts 30 seconds in bed
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Israel should take over and govern Iran the same way it governs Gaza, through genocide!
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Cardiology — the study of card games, often for gambling purposes
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Messinger — an off-key singing telegram
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Red Bull — a somewhat-literate male cow
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Morphine — prettier
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Bassinet — a caught fish
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Dinner Roll — let the dice decide who pays for dinner
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Tantalize — just like Pinnochio’s nose gets longer when he lies, donOLD Rump’s face gets more tan when he lies (note that Rump’s face is ALWAYS tan)
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Prescience — biblical times
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Chik-Fil-A — a young woman who is close to, but not quite, a B-cup
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Comicon — an annual gathering of prison comedians
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Backer — someone who has a butt fetish
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Dildo — what you use to make dill bread, in the shape of a penjs, of course
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If donOLD Rump can assassinate and imprison the rulers of other countries, does that mean other countries’ leaders can arrest or kill the American Presid…(sorry) Dictator?
Pretty Please?!??!!!?!?
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Humbug — a bumblebee
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Bewear — when your clothing defines who you are
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Hellicopter — what Charon uses to ferry the dastardly souls of the dead to Hades, after his boat sank in the river Styx
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Sidestep — the hipbone, where a toddler places their foot when climbing onto your back
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