Fun Fact: #GOP is an acronym that stands for #GangrenousOrangeProlapse
Maybe if they spent less time crawling so far up the #führinal they could taste the 17 Big Macs he swallowed whole like a Sarlac, they’d be able to see what they’re typing
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I used to joke that the #führinal was a Russian-born sleeper KGB agent sent to destroy America by corrupting and abusing the office of the President IRONICALLY
But now…
Bold of you to assume the #führinal has finally started paying its contractors
So the #führinal is suing the Pulitzers to distract from Venezuela, which distracts from Epstein, which distracts from the shutdown, which distracts from Epstein, which distracts from the kleptocracy, which distracts from destroying the government, which distracts from Russia
Did I miss anything?
The only thing I want to know in two weeks is where they buried the #führinal so I can immolate my bowel movement over it
To be fair, the #führinal can’t tell the difference between a lion and a tiger, so this was an easy mistake for him to make
A less forgivable mistake was letting that month old bag of unwrapped leftovers in the back of America’s pantry run the country TWICE
This Little Piggy fucked the market (Eric Trump) This Little Piggy stayed home (begrudgingly) (Melania) This Little Piggy got press coverage (Don Jr) This Little Piggy got none (Ivanka) And This Little Piggy cried “Democrat Hoax” (President Plump) All the way home (Epstein Island)
“Look at those big beautiful giraffes”
- #Führinal Kankles J Dump
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The only memorial centre fit for the #Führinal Kankles J. Dump is a septic tank under a Taco Bell
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