BOFH's are only grumpy because God denied Hell the very idea of denial based routing, right after he denied the Universe the ability for anything else
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Kafka: I'm still working on the updated org chart. This HR stuff is a real nightmare, I'll try to have it by the end of next week
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God: Maybe it's time we sent someone, what's that boy of mine up to?
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{scene: heaven, time: about 11:45am}
Michael: Sir, now they're running into problems with distributed locks
God: Oh? Well, maybe they'll learn some new math or something. What office is this coming from?
Michael: Somewhere cold, Copenhagen I think
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Michael: Well, they've already built a theory around it. Relatively general or something
God: They'll figure it out
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Verify the shapes. The increase geometrically with the surface area so it encourages good system design.
I think
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The hard problems aren't hard if you look at them right. If momentum and position are conjugate terms, why wouldn't the math that we use to describe them take on a similar form?
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"""
There he said, dropping the iron back on the vent. That should do it
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--- God, during YCombinator 1, finishing his Minimal Viable Conditions for the 1-bit computer to emerge
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This is a much better idea
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--- he, much later with his blood sugar restored, deciding the world wasn't read for the router analogy yet, but they're kids were going to love it
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Crafternoon really is a lovely word.
Thanks Cat
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Spill over ::
F fires: that compressed unit is treated as a single object, becomes the “agent-ish” that carries energy and protocol for building the next tier.
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"""
Oh you know, I'm just between things
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--- said energy to his friend at their high school reunion. he was embarrassed to between boundaries and was doing his best not to be seen
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Look, the more you cross my boundaries, the less likely I am to recommend you for promotion
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--- my boss, to me suddenly speaking with a different tone of voice
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What's a boundary?
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--- me, neurodivergent, slightly confused but just going with the flow
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God: Maybe it's time we sent someone, what's that boy of mine up to?
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{scene: heaven, time: about 11:45am}
Michael: Sir, now they're running into problems with distributed locks
God: Oh? Well, maybe they'll learn some new math or something. What office is this coming from?
Michael: Somewhere cold, Copenhagen I think
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Michael: Well, they've already built a theory around it. Relatively general or something
God: They'll figure it out
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"""
I think therefore I am, ok?
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--- Descartes, as a young boy to his mom, after tripping and hitting his head on a rock
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I'm going to feel that in a few years
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--- the rock, later
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--- Bell, back in his own crib waving his phone around, also unable to work out why the angle of the phone antenna and the router antenna mattered, just that they did
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God, why do you let them do this
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--- Einstein, annoyed at God for doing it wrong yet again
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Anyone who's ever plugged the Sparky bit into the wrong port understands that diagram at the end
Anyone who's ever been proud when their buffer flushed after a message storm (or cracked a fishtank) gets why high energy particles stick around for as short a time as possible
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For any network engineers out there, think of the s matrix as a way of describing a slightly more stable version of BGP.
Like if Terraform were more horrible and your routing table was a set of 10d matrices.
So maybe not /more/ horrible, just differently so
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On boundaries and their development:
1. Flow [begat]
2. Environment [begat]
3. Boundaries [gained]
4. Permeability [provides]
5. Control [requires]
6. Controller [writes]
7. Grammar [compiles]
8. Minimal viable organism [ships]
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