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Good lunch today. Mushrooms and butter beans in a bit of Sacla aubergine pesto and grated smoked cheddar on top. Side order of gf toast. Might be the last solid thing I manage to eat today after all. #FatJabs

I lost no weight at all in the last month. 🤨 #FatJabs

My kingdom for a shit

#fatjabs #eggbound

I’ve found a weakness in the #fatjabs lads, each one is like Luke Skywalker blowing up the Death Star.

So eggbound from the #fatjabs today that I’m toying with the idea of buying 20 Benson despite not having smoked for four years.

I feel partly responsible for this as I’ve swapped from the pint cans of Heineken to those 330ml cans of Peroni since I’ve been on the #fatjabs.

So anyway, due to the delay in overall movements caused by the #fatjabs and some terrible planning on my part, I ended having my Boxing Day shite today in the Bristol IKEA.

Tried on some top brand coats in a shop earlier today and I’ve gone from an XL (2XL at one dark point) to an L for the first time in about 20 years #fatjabs

Blaming the #fatjabs. Can’t stomach lager any more so opted for some homemade negronis. Think my measures were a shade too generous.

Funny as well. And on the #fatjabs for a run at the Democratic nomination by the look of it. Him and Newsom perhaps. A decent ticket. Although I still like Tim Waltz.

Get him on the #fatjabs

Home along for two nights lads.

But the #fatjabs mean I can’t face my usual enormous takeaway and #cans plans

#fatjabs update - week 5. Lost 15lbs overall. Had one 330ml #cans all weekend as I’ve just gone off The Drink with it all. Going to stick with it.

These #fatjabs have essentially removed my love of #cans from my brain, not had a drink at all this weekend. Half a glass of wine actually. Mixed feeling about this.

#fatjabs update. Week 5. Have lost 10lbs. Marked reduction in #cans intake. Not had a Twix for a month.

I’m blaming the #fatjabs

Got some #cans in of course but the #fatjabs have got me full up for the day. Having an Orangina with loads of ice instead.

#fatjabs update, week 2. Constipation is an issue. My shits normally pop out like an otter sliding off the bank into a river but I’m more eggbound than Cool Hand Luke at the moment. Unsure about the weight loss.

#fatjabs day 6. Bound up to fuck today. Unlike me that.

#fatjabs update, day 5. Almost completely knocked the #cans on the head this week and have not eaten other than two small meals a day. It’s like fucking voodoo.

#fatjabs update. Day 2. Had a pint with a mate after work, had 3 in fact. Walked home and somehow swerved my usual quick one in my local. Poured myself a #cans to watch some telly but just chucked it down the sink having lost interest. Interesting stuff.