A comic featuring Dax, an Elezen Warrior of Light, as well as Stephanivien and Tedalgrinche from the machinist quests. The comic is in greyscale except for their eyes, which are colored purple, ice blue, and baby blue respectively. In the first panel, Dax and Stephanivien are working together at a worktable, when Dax says, "Heads up." The second panel is a closeup on Dax's face as he says, "Category five little white boy alert, headed straight in our direction." The third panel cuts to Tedalgrinche, looking very pompous with a finger held up in the air as he says, "Lord Stephanivien, I must discuss with you an urgent matter regarding the ruffians you call--". He cuts off, and in the third panel he looks annoyed, with a "..." in the speech bubble beside him. The final panel shows all three of them. Stephanivien is bent over the worktable, wheezing with laughter. Tedalgrinche, crossing his arms, asks, "What in Halone's name is so funny?" and Dax, looking completely nonchalant, responds, "I dunno. Probably how short you are."
Who even taught you those words.
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