A redraw of the “protecting Kevin Hart meme”. On the left is Emet-selch from final fantasy xiv looking over at the two figures on the right - a white haired Viera holding up a blonde Miqote, both Viera and Miqote are frowning and staring down Emet-selch and the Viera is also pointing at him with two fingers

having ur high level friend come unsync every trial and curb stomp bosses for u (feat. me n my friend’s wols uwu)

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Silly meme from antics with my partner running Ravana extreme last night (he confused the health bar on a butterfly for a dps’ health bar)

#ffxiv #ffxivshitposting #meme #artmeme #ffxivoc

A screencap of Kronk from The Emperor's New Groove, in the iconic meme of him pulling down a screen and saying "By all accounts, it doesn't make sense!" with the map from the movie replaced by a very complicated raid strategy for FFXIV's Arcadion Heavyweight M11S raid.

Happy Raid Season. Good luck out there, Raiders! May the memes commence!

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Kit stands before the scrip exchange, facing off with a red-headed lalafell. A doom cloud scrambles above her head. Text reads: Scrip Exchange Vendor: I am sorry, Ms. Hareington, but we do not "just crush the materia under our heels," as a general policy. If that's a service you desire, I can direct you to one of the wards, or perhaps the Arcadion. Now, would you like the materia or not?

Pentamelding has me in a state.

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A photo of an iceberg, visible both above and below the water, on a stark blue sky. Text reads: Kit Hareington, kinks. "Necrophilia" is above the waterline. Everything else is beneath. From top to bottom: Getting stabbed, possession, overstim, ear/tail pulling, who's blood is that?, condescension (very specific), commitment to duty, brink of death, being choked, blood play, cutting, axe, bondage, face fucking, tried to kill me, killed a guy for me cuz I'm too stupid to.

N/S/F/W text.

Someone in my static said, "I feel like Kit's necrophilia is that iceberg meme." So.

#KitHareington | #FFXIVShitposting

A strategy board from the game FFXIV with a checkered arena, a purple demon looking icon representing a boss, and text beside it reading "HP = 0"

Has this been done yet? My no-fail strat?

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Image of Kit Hareington lying on the floor in front of the Studium's Scrip Exchange, playing dead, as wind-up Themis looks on. The Scrip Exchange employees look down on her in pity. At the top is a cap of the failure status for her last materia meld reading: You are unable to attach a craftsman's command materia XI to the gold thumb's grinding wheel. 4 materia were lost in the process.

I'm just chucking scrips into the socket at this point.

#KitHareington | #BPoses | #FFXIVShitposting

Elidibus possessing Ardbert, and Kit, stand on the watchtower of the Crystarium. His expression is annoyed, and hers is concerned. Text reads: Anonymous: How are you feeling? matrixonvhsanddvd: I won't play your psychological games

Okay I think that's enough for now.

#Kitlidibus | #FFXIVShitposting

Kit and Elidibus as the Warrior of Light stand near the trial arena exit, watching the shade of Emet-Selch leave. Text reads: I am so happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend im (sic) serious

They're gonna start charging me rent for this trial arena.

#Kitlidibus | #FFXIVShitposting

Kit Hareington stands in the Seat of Sacrifice arena with her greataxe. The Defiance symbol, showing her tank stance is on, floats above her head. She holds the Limit Break in her hand. She's looking slightly off camera to the right, and Elidibus as the Warrior of Light is behind her. Kit Hareington: Okay, party, before I pull this boss... What? yes, my tank stance is on. But, I need to know if... Yes, my limit break is on my hot bar, for crying out loud. Just, real quick I need to... no I haven't see Emet-Selch lately, that's such a weird question... Anyway. It's important! Is he... is he looking at me? Like, do you think he likes me? Never mind. I can take him. Yes, in a fight! Healers, adjust or whatever.

Trial Roulettes.

#KitHareington | #Kitlidibus | #FFXIVShitposting

Screencap of a video showing a sign in an overgrown bush, the only words which are visible reading "do not". OP has added a caption of "I wasn't" and the cap has been edited to add Fray Myste from FFXIV standing in the bush, hand in the air, with a speech bubble to imply he is the one speaking.

Has this been done yet?

#FrayShitposting | #ffxivshitposting

A picture of a hyuran woman wearing a pair of blue-tinted aviator sunglasses in the Air Force mount with a Quetzel minion hovering over one shoulder. She is peering at the camera with a slight smirk. Text is as follows IT IS PRO GAMER(tm symbol) HOURS DC: CRYSTAL WORLD: COEURL come to the occult crescent! we have: The Atma hellgrind Monsters who think you're a snacc A random ass disappearing dungeon Treasure chests! FFV nostalgia! Shitposting (depends on your instance/world/datacenter) Sharks! Bodies everywhere! And even more! (tm symbol) Then underneath the picture, the words: 'i should not be allowed to MS paint')

IT IS PRO GAMER™️HOURS, COMRADES.

#ffxiv | #ffxivart | #gpose | #occultcrescent | #ffxivshitposting

A screenshot of the Wikipedia entry for "Umarell", an Italian term for old men who like to watch construction sites. Accompanying photo shows some umarells at their craft. The eminent Emet-Selch has been edited into the photo.

"I have worked a thousand thousand of your lifetimes!"
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a FFXIV hyur player character collapses on an inn room bed post-adventure

a Hrothgar player character arrives to assist the Hyur, suddenly, in the middle of the night

Chernovoy loff to help friend, any time of day #ffxiv #ffxivshitposting #hrothgar

What appears to be a loppy-eared viera with horns is wearing a dress, bending over with his hands on his knees, and pushing his butt and tail out. Above him reads a tweet from Soulja Boy. It reads: “In this world you either crank that soulja boy or it cranks you”

#ffxivshitposting

Ah yes, I love Hullbreaker Island, best dungeon ever made (2usd comission lmfao)

#ffxivART #ffxivshitposting #BRart #myart

a player character from FFXIV wearing armor glamoured to look like ordinary winter clothing including bomber hat faces boss monster King Thordan

DO NOT BE AFRAIT CHILDRENS
OLEG FROM MOOSE JAW KILL POPE
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ALLAGEXA, MOOGLE SEARCH "GAIUS BAELSAR LAPTOP MERLWYB NUDE PHOTOS" #ffxivshitposting

A gpose re-enacting the dog eating chess pieces meme. Rowan and Urianger are sitting on the far side of the picture with the caption "My opponent, who can't figure out how she keeps losing". Urianger is resting his hand comfortingly on Rowan's shoulder as she stares blankly at the table. Kitali and Estinien are on the near side of the picture, Kitali in Estinien's lap and turning to face the camera with a smirk. Her caption reads "Me, who keeps eating the mahjong tiles when they aren't looking"

After some mild discord shenanigans and one gpose session later.....

(Rowan belongs to @tallbluelady.bsky.social)

#gpose #ffxivshitposting #elezen #duskwight #AuRa #xaela #wolstinien #wolianger

a photograph of a Ty plush gingerbread man; the original poster captions the toy with "saw this guy and said Ew ew ew ew ew ew ugly and then felt so bad i cried and bought him". a retweeter then comments, "this is how some of yall be pickin boyfriends".

a screenshot of Nero tol Scaeva from FFXIV.

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When you spawn back into your housing district after a dungeon and land on a naked cat girl.

#JustBalmungThings #ffxivshitposting

Glamtober Day 31: Supernatural

#ffxivglamtober2024 #glamtober2024 #ffxiv #gpose #ffxivshitposting

A Shadowbringers-based variation of the Thirsty Little Flower comic in which Meteor goes "nnnhhhggg. i'm a thirsty little warrior of darkness. you have to feed me, you have to use lightwarden aether" while Y'shtola Rhul and the Crystal Exarch look on with skepticism. Y'shtola says "i... am NOT doing that", to which the Exarch responds "AND JUST LET HIM FUCKING DIE?"

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#ffxiv | #ffxivshitposting

livin' the meme dream

#ffxivshitposting #zenos #nelzenos

hyur!nels, my beloved

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so many white haired bastards asking stupid questions

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seriously

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THIS IS ALSO --

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this is also a real thing that really happened and i was there

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