*flipping between Dallas and Houston*

Me: Other channel, or is Houston still on Happy Hour?

Gary: ... 👀 Is your roladex playing Russian roulette?

Me: I must still be on vacation... 🍻 #ridefast #takechances #notquitedeadyet #findthehappiness #happyhour #letsbeINFAMOUStogether

I can't help but recognize the irony that the currency of politics has come to, at the expense of a man who so vehemently CELEBRATED the 2nd Amendment to the U.S. Constitution in its current unadulterated form... 👀 #loveoneanother #dountoothers #itmatters #findthehappiness

...and just like that, you'll be nodding off soon, and then it will be Monday, yet again. 👀 #notquitedeadyet #noseriously #findthehappiness #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong

#loveoneanother #dountoothers #itmatters #findthehappiness #thegardensofstfrancisofassisiatsintmaartenhouse

"Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires."
–John Steinbeck

Make that billionaires... 👀 #loveoneanother #dountoothers #itmatters #findthehappiness #letsbeINFAMOUStogether

I don't know who needs to hear this, but all Mexicans, descended from the native mexica people, are Native Americans, because that's what Native American means. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk... 👀 #loveoneanother #dountoothers #itmatters #findthehappiness #letsbeINFAMOUStogether

I mean, get mad at me if you want, but "queer" has always been a blanket term for me. It's the rainbow umbrella that covers all of us, and if you don't like it, I fear it may be b/c you want one of the letters to be omitted... 👀 🏳️‍🌈
🖤🤎🤍❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 #loveoneanother #dountoothers #itmatters #findthehappiness

To put it frankly, for better or worse, grooming made me the man I am today... 🙂 #ridefast #takechances #notquitedeadyet #loveoneanother #dountoothers #itmatters #findthehappiness #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong