Your tearing me together
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My quirk is an insatiable need
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Pegged-Legged
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You smell rad
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Your a valuable thing
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You can light a heart on fire
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But he's my Dick
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Ya, but what are his ear buds like?
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A dating app where no one is allowed to message first
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Her: I only dig guys with an 80s vibe
Me: What's your take on me?
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Shes searching for Mistery in all the wrong places
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Me: I'm the QB for the Patriots
Her: you made it to the friend zone
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her: do you think im hard to control?
me: your pretty defiant
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Her: Have you ready any good novellas recently?
Me: I only read treatise
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Our glass
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Mr. Steal Yo Girl was sentenced today
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Her: I asked if you contained multitudes, not to see them
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You had me at hell, no
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Her: what's your favorite novel?
Me: I only read novellas
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Me: You know what you need for a sex dungeon?
Her: a swing and a miss
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I have a great couples costume idea for next year
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Epeeist: Will you parry me?
Her: *Feints*
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Me: let's go out
Her: Sures, there's a documentary I'd like
Me: Paaaaaass
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A sex life? You mean like in the movies?
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Me: Your the one from my dreams
Her: I'm more of a Skyrim fan
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She's really got your stoat
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I'm just looking for a nice girl suspiciously interested in .y bit coin holdings
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