if i were at ihop right now i would never say "rooty tooty fresh n fruity" to someone. i would rather point at the picture like a baby than say that series of words out loud . and thats the #IHOPRant #rants #foodrant #restaurantrant

#foodrant and #binge thoughts please be warned

You kmow what's hard to do after yeats of being told to be grateful you have food and clean your playe because we dont know we're the next meal is coming from.... to know when to stop eating.

Menu called this a stromboli.
It is most definitely NOT a stromboli.
This is a chopped sausage & onion hoagie.
It tastes ok but this is not a stromboli.
C’mon, Midwest. Get your shit together. 😒
#foodrant

Get Your Own Fries Why food boundaries matter more than you think.

Stop asking if I want to share.
I ordered fries for a reason.
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#FoodRant #FunnyEssays #FriesAreSacred #TastyWriting #RostaRules

We Don’t Eat Deep Dish Every Day, You Psychos A Chicagoan’s Exhausted Rebuttal to the National Deep Dish Agenda

Deep dish is not a lifestyle. It’s an event.

I wrote about what Chicagoans actually eat — and why the rest of the country needs to calm down with the pizza assumptions.

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#chicago #foodrant #funnywriting #midwestmyths #mediumwriters

Funyuns yall got stay in your lane just make hot and yall non-hot cause those sour cream and onions one are a miss #foodrant

I wish I can drink milk cause I want a salad bowl of captain crunch wit da berries. #foodrant