Cotton tale rabbit or something. #fuckitsend

Just opened the Strait of Hormuz. I’d give it five minutes. #fuckitsend

Space Jam. #fuckitsend

Blueskyfronts or something. #synergy #corporate #fuckitsend

Don’t don’t don’t you leave the ice. #fuckitsend

A cat's safe word shouldn't be "meow"

#fuckitsend

More like crapture

#fuckitsend

Idle thought: Did Darth Vader measure everything in Imperial units?

#fuckitsend

You know how when you write 'lol' you're quite often just smiling gently? It's lost its vim, pep, mojo, je ne sais quoi.

Proposal for 'lol' v2.0:

LLOL - "literally laughing out loud" - for when 'lol' just won't do.

#lol #llol #fuckitsend

So my tailoring job started out really badly but recently I've been making great strides

#fuckitsend

Hey, I just thought of a new #fightclub gag.

Oh really, I hear you say.

Yes.

"I just got thrown out of peripheral vision club. Didn't see that coming."

#fuckitsend

a woman in a red jacket with a star on her collar is smiling for the camera . ALT: a woman in a red jacket with a star on her collar is smiling for the camera .

Ik heb dat toch net even leuker verwoord, al zeg ik het zelf 😏
#twijfelt #FuckItSend

The song they used in the new Gladiator II trailer should have been a version of the Macarena but with the lyric changed to "Macrinus" #fuckitsend