A photo of Steven Bradbury, Australian 1000-metre speed skater, winning a gold medal at the Salt Lake City 2002 Olympic Games. He looks ecstatic to be the last person standing. Behind him, every other competitor has fallen in chaos. The caption next to the winner is "Shitposters on #AusPol". Captions under the fallen competitors identify them as Peter Dutton, Sussan Ley, and David Littleproud.

I, for one, live for this chaos of RWNJ fools in the LNP experiencing humiliating failure due to their own incompetence and handing a big win to shitposters on AusPol.

#AusPol #PeterDutton #PeterDuttonIsNotAMonster #FuckOffDutton #DavidLittleproud #SussanLey #LNP #AusVotes #AusVotes2025

#FuckOffDutton
Didn't you get booted into irrelevance

Or of truth for that matter
#FuckOffDutton

What in the shit-cranking fuck happened to the 24-hour-old promise of a “graceful silence”??

#FuckOffDutton

#AusVoted #auspol #FuckOffDutton

Ali France…absolute match winner. Fearless, determined, warrior #auspol #australianvotes #ausvotes #fuckoffdutton
@alifrance.bsky.social

#FuckOffDutton

Oh I'm going to enjoy the rest of my weekend.

Good Riddance You Dirty Bastard

#FuckOffDutton

100%. A nasty man. Dutton will not be remembered well. A soldier for the cruel right wing and billionaires. Gina Rinehart is moving on. #auspol #binnight #fuckoffdutton

We guarantee you, mate, we certainly are going to enjoy the rest of our weekend …

#FuckOffDutton

Kylea Tink goes fucking BANG on Dutton #auspol #australianvotes #ausvotes #fuckoffdutton

Tommy looks like he’s ready for a big baggie
#auspol #australianvotes #ausvotes #fuckoffdutton

Very gracious from the wanker himself
#auspol #australianvotes #ausvotes #fuckoffdutton

From a friend on the other place..good set of tunes. #FuckoffDutton #Openedthecabsavanddancing #auspol

Hopefully Albo sends the corruption watchdog to dutton’s house on Monday to answer questions on his share trade activities from 2009 #auspol #australianvotes #ausvotes #fuckoffdutton

Original post on rants.au

Peter Dutton has lost his seat in parliament. Ali France has won the seat of Dickson. This result has to be up there with the time Scott Morrison lost his own seat of Wentworth.

The LNP is on track to receive the lowest primary vote in the history of the Coalition. Well done, Dutton.

#AusPol […]

Original post on rants.au

Dutton faces eject button as dogfight for seat tightens
au.news.yahoo.com/dutton-faces-eject-butto...

Peter Dutton deserves the career-ending humiliation of losing his own seat. Ali France has been working for years to build-up her grassroots support in Dickson, so […]

Original post on rants.au

Mental health experts concerned about Coalition plan to scrap workers’ right to disconnect
www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2025/apr/...

Michaelia Cash can fuck right off and go back to hiding […]

Peter Dutton has an intense stare and thin-lipped grimace that makes him look manic, jumpy, and unhinged, as though he could snap at any moment and commit violence on anyone within reach. For this press event, Peter Dutton has switched to tortoise-shell glasses frames with a red and white gingham shirt. This style change doesn't make him look more friendly or relatable, and it fails to make him look intelligent or thoughtful. Instead, he looks like a thug who's lost his confidence, is trying too hard to fake confidence, and as a result has a presence that is insincere and physically threatening. On the left side of the photo, is a woman wearing a teal-coloured cap and a dark blue dress with white daisies. This may be Kirilly Dutton, Peter Dutton's wife. She, too, has a smile that is so fake it's unnerving. She's smiling like a hostage-victim. Photo credit: ABC News, Ian Cutmore.

Peter Dutton, stop trying to smile in public!

Peter Dutton is smiling because he's sucking-up to One Nation in a preference-swap deal for marginal seats. Peter Dutton and Pauline Hanson — and their respective political parties — are aligned on issues of racism and […]

[Original post on rants.au]

Peter Dutton eating a dagwood dog, end first.

No rugby references from me but the following all refer to the opposition 'leader', Peter Dutton, who resembles a potato (='spud'):

#SpudTheDud
#NeverDutton
#FuckOffDutton

Also lots of memes, eg:

Screenshot of a headline from the Sydney Morning Herald. The headline: "Dutton says sacked Home Affairs boss Pezzullo 'should have a role to play' in nation's future." The photo shows disgraced public servant, Mike Pezzullo, looking directly toward the camera. He was sacked after it was found he had breached the Australian Public Service Code of Conduct at least 14 times.

Dutton is doing a Trump.

By saying he wants to bring back Mike Pezzullo — sacked for breaching the Australian Public Service Code of Conduct at least 14 times — Dutton is saying if he's elected as PM:
- His government will include corruption and misconduct into its […]

[Original post on rants.au]

Photo by James Brickwood of Peter Dutton. He's wearing a dark blue suit and a light blue tie. On most men, these clothes would look sharp, but on Peter Dutton, you don't notice because his eyes have a soulless, dead-eye look, and he's baring his teeth with a thin-lipped grimace like a carnivorous predator.

Peter Dutton, stop trying to smile in public!

“You have to be yourself, and comfortable in your own skin,” he told Deborah Snow in an interview, careful to differentiate between the comfort he feels in other people's skin.

#AusPol #AusVotes2025 #PeterDutton #PeterDuttonIsNotAMonster

Accurate. Although I’d replace ‘seems racist’ with ‘IS racist’. He is repugnant. 🤮 #FuckOffDutton #KeepTheDickOutOfDickson #AusVotes25 #auspol

Photo of Peter Dutton with a new look the 2025 Federal Election campaign. You cannot help but be repulsed by how insincere and askew his smile looks. It overrides everything else in the photo. He's wearing wearing new glasses as part of his "softer" look makeover for the 2025 election campaign, but they do nothing to make him look smart or caring because his fake smile is generating such an intensely negative visceral reaction. He's wearing an open-collar plaid shirt, but it doesn't give him a casual appearance because his facial expression is one of a predator about to attack someone it sees as prey.

Peter Dutton, stop trying to smile in public!

#AusPol #AusVotes2025 #PeterDutton #PeterDuttonIsNotAMonster

Photo of Peter Dutton trying to cosplay being a farmer. He's sitting behind the steering wheel in an agricultural vehicle. His mouth is a frightening grimace, but his eyes are hopeful: "I hope I can fool people into believing I'm smiling." Sitting on his lap is a small dog with light brown fur and long, floppy ears. The dog's facial expression says "Help me!" like it cannot escape, and is terrified of being consumed by Dutton.

Peter Dutton, stop trying to smile in public!

#AusPol #AusVotes2025 #PeterDutton #PeterDuttonIsNotAMonster

“the Coalition was only advocating for a return to pre-pandemic levels of remote work, when only 20% of the workforce worked from home”

So all the pandemic-era disabled-by-Covid people should just have no jobs?

Or magically become un-disabled?

#FuckOffDutton
#LNPletItRip
#AusPol

Photo of Peter Dutton with his lips pursed, mid-speech. He's wearing a pale blue shirt with an open collar as though to suggest, "I am just like you, relaxed and a human being." The wall in the background is white with some diagonal yellow lines and a black oval or egg shape. This black area helps to stop Peter Dutton's head from blending into the background of the photo, but it also forms a black halo around his head that looks like a terrible haircut.

Well played, ABC News photographer Matt Roberts, for snapping Peter Dutton's attempt at a hairstyle like one of his political heroes, Kim Jong-un.

#AusPol #AusVotes2025 #PeterDutton #PeterDuttonIsNotAMonster

Can you imagine a wanna-be PM of this country BLACK MAILING these ppl with a promise of $6.5MIL in funding - as long as they remove the #LGBTQIA+ flags?! WTF!!
#NotMyPM
#PutTheLibsLast
#FuckOffDutton nobody wants you, you pathetic little excuse for a human being.
#auspol

Dutton claims 40,000 extra public servants dont help people. It does if you are a veteran who under the previous coalition were fucked around for almost a decade. And of course it does fix up the fuckup the coalition created in robodebt. #FOD #FuckOffDutton #auspol

#FuckOffDutton

#TrumpistShit