Have you ever tried to meditate and after just a few seconds your mind feels like a noisy crowd? Silence is not always peaceful. It is the time when your brain asks strange questions. Like, did we leave the stove on?#quietmindchallenge #relaxationtips #funnythoughts #mindwandering
Sometimes I open the fridge, forget what I wanted, and just… stare.
At this point, I think I’m the fridge’s emotional support human. 🧊😂
Anyone else?
#RelatableHumor #DailyLife #FunnyThoughts #SocialChat
Ever pondered if animals could talk? We bet seagulls would be the most annoying! With never-ending tales of their sea journeys and non-stop demands for your chips, peace would be a distant dream! #TalkingAnimals #FunnyThoughts
I used to believe I’d grow up to be like Peggy Hill. Educated, independent, and calm under pressure.
But the dang ol’ political right has me looking like dang ol’ Dale Gribble, man I tell you what. Dang ol’, ain’t fair.
#kingofthehill #conspiracytheories #funnythoughts #writer #substackwriter […]
More philosophy with my cat Nyx #blackcat #catsofbluesky #funnythoughts
If they don’t call the lights on top of an #ambulance “ambulamps” then I don’t even want to live on this #planet anymore. #funnythoughts
I keep hoping to absorb French by standing near croissants.
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#LanguageStruggles #Humor #TravelWriting #FunnyThoughts #PersonalEssays
Relatable dentist anxiety | Jeff Thoughts | Animation Skit | Panic At The Disco #dentistanxiety #relatableanimation #funnythoughts #panicattackvibes #dentistvisit #overthinking
Isn’t it funny that the word “queue” is just a Q with a bunch of silent characters lining up behind it?
#QueueHumor #SilentCharacters #Wordplay #LinguisticHumor #FunnyThoughts #AppleMacBookSkin #LaptopAccessories #LaptopSkins
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Why do horses make Women so horny? And is there a male equivalent? Like us there an animal out there that gets guys all Randy? #thoughtdump #funnythoughts
Intrusive thoughts while driving are going to get me in trouble one day. Good thing I don’t act on them haha! #intrusivethoughts #drivingthoughts #funnythoughts
As a USN veteran and an avid diver, I often ponder the big questions in life. Like, why isn't a group of squids called a squad? They’re all about teamwork! Maybe they’re just too tentacly for titles! 🤔🐙
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#DiverLife #VeteranHumor #SquidSquad #TentacleTalk #OceanMysteries #FunnyThoughts
Imagine buying a Spitfire propeller as a ceiling fan. 😎 Imagine turning it on and it rattles your house with a thousand bullets.😱
#FunnyThoughts
The look on my face... 🤦🏾♀️🤬
#whyLordwhy #confused #funnythoughts
Nothing hurts more than having a hilarious thought but realizing everyone around you is too serious to appreciate your comedic genius. It’s like holding in a sneeze, but for your soul. #FunnyThoughts #TooSerious #LetMeLaugh
I wonder if Napoleon ever thought he would become a cake? #Napoleon #Cake #History #FunnyThoughts
The road to success is paved with early bedtimes, wild dreams, and moments of 'wait, did I just solve that in my sleep?' #SuccessJourney #FunnyThoughts #KeepGoing
😂 Weed Logic: Healthy Eating 🍌
Apparently, weed is making me eat more bananas, so I’m technically getting healthier. Who knew? 😆🌿🍌
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#WeedLogic #HealthyEating #Bananas #Comedy #FunnyThoughts #WeedCulture #StayWoke
I just realized something: Murphy's Law works perfectly in dreams. There I was, staring at quicksand, and somehow I knew I was going to fall in.
#murphyslaw #dreams #randomthought #funnythoughts
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are dead? #LogicFailed #FunnyThoughts #funny
