Ink drawing of a fat man sitting on a pile of junk with a beer can in his hand. His mouth hangs open. He wears a shirt that says "Smell?".

#Slaughtober Day 19 - Hoarding

"Eeeeeyup."

#artpost #artshare #inktober #fyat

SIDEBAR: At some point I’m going to conclude the crazy trumpy neighbor saga from four years ago (#FYAT).

I WAS planning on a celebratory dunkfest on the Thrilling Conclusion, but... you know.

Bourbon on the rocks with election results in the background.

#FYAT Election Day, 2020

Self-medicating.

Same as it ever was.
Same as it ever was.

A green door for apartment 8 with a printout saying “PRESIDENT TRUMP’S HUMILIATING DEFEAT.” Below is art of Jesus in the style of Obama’s HOPE poster with WWJD at the bottom

#FYAT Election Day

Posted in the morning, manifesting the change I want to see in the world.

Group text with Diane, Sally, and me. Sally tells Diane “Leave it in front of his door and take the high road. When they go low, you go high.” Diane says “Sally, he is copied in this text message.” I give the wink-kiss-heart emoji 😘 Sally says “Good. I’m talking with my grandson.”

Continued group text with Diane, Sally, and me. Diane says “He did the same thing last Wednesday. I mentioned it in my email to all tenants.” I reply with a still from a T*ump - Hillary debate with the two of them in a split screen. T*ump looks like a petulant baby while Hillary says into the mic “When they go low, you go high.” I follow that with a photo of Biden smiling and giving a fist pump on card stock hanging on a string.

#FYAT October 31, 2020

My crazy trumper neighbor whined to the landlord because I took my Amazon package out of the muddy, wet plastic bag on the floor of the building’s entrance instead of taking possession of the filthy mess.

We join the group text, already in progress…

#FYAT October 30, 2020

Having switched my affiliation to Republican for the primary to vote against him, I went to early voting decked out in my reddest shirt and baseball cap.

1/3

Printout that says “President Trump’s superior” with a picture of Greta Thunberg staring daggers at him from September, 2019.

#FYAT October 28, 2020

Another jab in the format of T*ump’s dumb flyer that bothered my crazy trumper neighbor so much.

I left it dangling in the air to catch her on the peephole camera tearing it off my door, but she was able to resist. She probably just didn’t understand it.

Window with “GO AWAY” painted in blue on the left side and “Tax Dodger” in Los Angeles Dodgers script painted in blue on the right side.

#FYAT October 25, 2020

Figuring out how the Dodgers would make a T was very taxing.

I bet some of my neighbors wondered when he dodged faxes.

Double side by side window with “GO” painted on the left side and the Dodgers logo painted on the right, both in blue.

#FYAT October 21, 2020

With the landlord being annoying and the Dodgers doing well, I redid the window.

I don’t care about baseball. There is a plan.

Scene through a window with backwards writing on it: A black metal round patio table with similar chairs sits atop brick-colored pavers. A green fabric love-seat swing with a canopy sits on grass adjacent. A large blue umbrella, previously installed on the aforementioned table, lays askew on the ground behind the swing. Between letters on the glass can be seen a trumpet pence campaign sign nailed high in a tree on the other side of the property fence.

Part of a Biden Harris campaign flyer inside a sealed Ziploc®️ snack bag

Photo of Biden fist-pumping and smiling on card stock hanging by a string

Apartment 8 door with a printout saying “President Trump’s Successor” with a photo of Biden hanging from it by string. Lower, art with Jesus in the style of the Obama HOPE poster says WWJD at the bottom

#FYAT October 17, 2020

God took sides by fucking up her shit with strong winds.

I taped some Bidenganda to the back of her tree sign to be discovered after the election. (Yes, this is anti-Diane, but it’s just for her, not public.)

I copied the format of T*ump’s dumb flyer that bothered her so.

Still from security camera at 16:13:52 on October 15, 2020, showing a woman with red hair carrying a ladder towards a fence

A woman with red hair carries a ladder towards a fence

A window with backwards letters in the foreground shows a T*ump Pence sign on a tree behind a fence in the distance.

#FYAT October 15, 2020

The frame blocked it, so I couldn’t see what she did remotely. I was delighted when I got home to see that this 65 year old woman risked climbing up a ladder to reach as high as possible so I’m forced to see a campaign sign. Devastating.

Printout taped in a car window: COMMENTS/QUESTIONS BY TENANTS Mentally Unhinged!! So Creepy!! Gay?? What's up with that guy?? Deranged! Why is he doing that?? Freaky!! Far-Left Lib-tard! Always looks drunk! On drugs? Obscene! Trouble-maker!! Why does he think we care about his obnoxious drawings?? Harassment!

#FYAT October 12, 2020

The most delightful list appeared in my crazy trumper’s car window.

[The alert reader will notice that I do anti-T*ump stuff and she does anti-me stuff. Seems they never change.]

My absolute favorite: Gay??

Not three, not one, but the perfect TWO question marks. No notes.

Window painted with the words ”Don’t ever use the word smart with him!” On the right is a cartoon of T*ump.

#FYAT October 11, 2020

At the last debate where T*ump tried to infect Biden with Covid, he lobbed me a big softball for my window project, but I kept the 200,001 up. (C’mon, cytokine storm!) He seemed to be improving 😞, so I got back on schedule.

www.politico.com/video/2020/0...

Printout of cartoon of “T*ump derangement syndrome” with the words “demonic hatefullness” [sic] in all capitals in Sharpie at the top

#FYAT October 10, 2020

Things are heating up!

I expected eight bumper stickers in her car windows, but instead I was treated to a standard crazy trumpy printout with the added bonus of being called demonic.

A good Christian can do anything to a demon, right?

A Subaru Legacy side view with FOUR T*ump bumper stickers wedged into the seams to prop them up inside the windows.

#FYAT October 9, 2020

Arrived home to learn that two bumper stickers apparently weren’t inflicting a sufficient level of psychological damage. Surely FOUR bumper stickers aimed at my parking space will deliver a devastating, unsurvivable psychic impact.

Cartoonish T*ump head with Xs for eyes and tongue sticking out has a stylized 1 for a red tie drawn in reverse on a window

Cartoonish T*ump head with Xs for eyes and tongue sticking out and a stylized 1 for a red tie as the last digit in 200,001 on a window with four papers that look like bumper stickers saying “T*ump 200,000”

Close crop of cartoonish T*ump head with Xs for eyes and tongue sticking out and a stylized 1 for a red tie as the last digit in 200,001 on a window with a paper that looks like a bumper sticker saying “T*ump 200,000”

#FYAT October 8, 2020

Adding a little flourish.

Split screen with Kamala Harris on the left looking at Mike Pence who has a fly making itself a nice home on his pure white, boy’s regular cut hair.

#FYAT October 7, 2020

Happy Fly Day to all who celebrate.

A Subaru Legacy side view with two T*ump bumper stickers wedged into the seams to prop them up inside the windows.

#FYAT October 6, 2020

My crazy trumpy neighbor responds to the “200,001” on my window by forcing me to see bumper stickers propped up in her car when I get in my car, the space for which was assigned by her. lol

October 5, 2020 tweet from smartasshat: Let's apply that to now: 9/29 Tests positive 10/7 Says he's improving 10/12 Doctors seem happy 10/25 Says he's getting better 10/28 Dies Quote tweet from timobrien: A humbling Herman Cain/coronavirus timeline: 6/24: Attends Trump rally, maskless 7/2: Tests positive for Covid-19 7/10: Says he's improving 7/15: Says his doctors seem happy 7/27: Says he's really getting better 7/30: Dies

#FYAT October 5, 2020

Fuckin’ guy will NOT stick to the schedule.

Window painted with a blue “200,001” but the 1 is red. Four papers that look like T*ump bumper stickers say “TRUMP 200,000”

#FYAT October 3, 2020

The landlord said my previous window decoration was inappropriate.

(It seems quaint now, but Covid deaths had recently surpassed 200,000 at this point.)

Crazy trumper texts me saying “Tenants have complained about this to me so l have notified the landlord” I replied “Why must you be so negative? Concentrate on the positive.”

#FYAT October 2, 2020

I get reviews.

#FYAT October 2, 2020

Crazy trumpy neighbor’s apartment is on the right at the start of the video. Sound on!

AGGREGATE TIMELINE [with sourcing] TUES - Trump arrives late to debate, is not tested by. Cleveland Clinic; family refuses to follow mask-wearing protocol [Chris Wallace]. WEDS mid-day - Trump tests positive/is diagnosed with COVID /Dr. Conley.]. - Biden team is not contacted - No information shared with press WEDS afternoon - Trump travels to Minnesota for rally and fundraiser at prominent donor's house - Hope Hicks feels sick, quarantines aboard Air Force One THURS - Hope Hicks diagnosed with COVID - Trump begins experimental treatment [Dr. Conley.]. - Trump travels to NJ golf club, meets with 18 donors in indoor roundtable without masks. WH sources later say he appears tired. [CNN]. FRI - 1am: News breaks that Trump tests positive NEXT 36 HOURS Kellyanne Conway: Positive Bill Stepien: Positive Chris Christie: Positive Sen. Mike Lee: Positive Sen. Thom Tillis: Positive Notre Dame pres: Positive

Green apartment door with a sheet of paper printed in bold capital letters “PRESIDENT TRUMP’S CORONAVIRUS” and black Sharpie writing “HOPE IS CONTAGIOUS”

Window painted with large green letters “POSITIVE” and blue repeated “TAKE HIM OUT!”

#FYAT October 2, 2020

They said he caught it from Hope Hicks, but it later came out that he infected her. He also tried to infect Joe Biden.

Tweet from smartasshat on October 2, 2020 at 2:12 am with music symbols that says: HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN The skies above are clear again So let’s sing a song of cheer again HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN Attached is text in bold capital letters “PRESIDENT TRUMP’S CORONAVIRUS”

Playlist of several versions of “Happy Days Are Here Again”

Green apartment door with a sheet of paper printed in bold capital letters “PRESIDENT TRUMP’S CORONAVIRUS”

Eddie Murphy in red leather holding a microphone saying YOU BROUGHT THAT SHIT ON YOURSELF!

#FYAT October 2, 2020

It finally happened! He got Covid! After his lies and deliberate mismanagement caused so much death, now he was going to get the ultimate poetic justice.

I had a playlist premade to blast all day long at full volume.

Playing-card sized stickers with a man in a suit and red tie wearing a KKK pointy hood

#FYAT September 30, 2020

My pack of 100 stickers to put all over the neighborhood arrived. Little did I realize this wouldn’t sway anyone.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Window with text: “BOOOOOO!” and “VOTE HIM OUT!” several times

#FYAT September 29, 2020

But wait!

www.bbc.com/news/av/worl...

Window with BOOOOOOO! written across it

#FYAT September 28, 2020

Spooooooky season is upon us…