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I take great effort to namedrop present ocs in a post. Either in the post itself or the alt text. So dearching my ocs names should have them pop up if you like someone in particular! #Golfyaps

Screenshot of Porterhouse Mii standing in a cute star themed room in Tomadachi Life. He's staring at the viewer with no UI on screen. His singular gazing eye pierces time itself. Its notable that his hair is crudely drawn on using the face paint feature.

in defense of the Whitechapel/Porterhouse family. He is scary as fuck. #Golfyaps #TomadachiLife

#Golfyaps Computer software in the Golfverse can be imbued with magic through a great effort of a group of high level magicians. Magical software usually needs connection to its creators to maintain its abilities, so it fizzles out if modified.

This does mean, however...

im so thankful when people say my ocs are their type or something along those lines because they're my type also so I hope you can forgive the slow burn I subject them to because it makes the future hugeness so much gooder 🥺 #Golfyaps

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This past week has been probably the most eventful for this account! Its kinda scary! But its ok! Just wanted to pop in and promo my Strawpage! I check it very often even if its quiet! I also try to doodle for them, so if you have questions about my ocs, ask away! #Golfyaps

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#Golfyaps In the golfverse, there was no black death bubonic plauge. However, there was a berrification epidemic that kinda filled the same role 💀

Long gone and treatment well established. It might find its way back every now and again, but almost always taken care of before it gets out of hand

#Golfyaps Porterhouse downing an inadvisable amount of Lactodone pills before entering a boob glory hole (He doesn't realize he's gonna get stuck before the night's over) (Firefighters had to be called) (He was very embarrassed and apologetic)

#Golfyaps A common misconception about robots is that a storage upgrade means bigger boobs. This is not the case. They only get bigger once that storage starts to get filled up.

Download a modern Call of Duty into your robot at your own risk.

#Golfyaps I actually have a lot to say on him despite the fact that he was created so spontaneously and 2 days ago at that.

Reading back to Whitechapel's old bio, you'll find that he has a lot of expectations placed on his shoulders by his family. The family looks to him to be some form of- (cont.)

#golfyaps I think Oliver's biggest fear is that his boobs will slowly start to grow faster. Remaing at larger and larger sizes until they totally and officially take over his life. Ending any prospect of living a normal one.

(And in truth, its probably his most deeply held fantasy 🫢)

The Brazen Bull except its a gigantic 7+ foot tall pred the townspeople feed their criminals to. It lies their lazily digesting its previous meals all day. Nobody knows how long it's been there, but nobody dares let it go hungry #Golfyaps

#Golfyaps In the wogolf verse theres a pair of mountain sized tits that have been there for a few years that came about during some undisclosed hyper expansion scenario and its just a part of world history now

#Golfyaps I'm also fighting back the urge to make one more oc with bangs that cover their eyes like icerink and im like URGHHHHHHHHHHH FIGHT IT FIGHT THE URGEEE 😭

#Golfyaps I should make an oc with a grim face........
A mix of Polyethylene's stern look with Whitechapel's melancholy and maybe some of Icerink's eyeshadow........

I need to come up with golf burgs menu items. Heres all i got so far #golfyaps

-Gwapper (regular hamburger, comes in double or more)
-Gwappreggo (Makes you pregnant after consuming 2 in a short period of time)
-Double Deep Fried Gwapper on a stick (Bobsponge reference)
-Impossible Gwapper (boobs)

I like to think all the alternate universe icerinks eatin people (or being eaten) are indirectly contributing to main universe Icerink's breast expansion because of how many people saw them teehee. Their freak energies radiating outward and hitting Main Rink #Golfyaps

Im thinking different characters of mine have different "resistances" to expansion effects? Like cursed objects for instance. I think Icerink is generally very resistant to objects and it would take a lot for them to effect her. Nettaroot and Polly tho? Very susceptible to bodily changes.

#Golfyaps

a cat is wrapped in a large green leaf with its eyes closed ALT: a cat is wrapped in a large green leaf with its eyes closed

#golfyaps icerink needs a dick lowkey,,,,,,,, not permanently but like. a fun misadventure. gets stung by the infamous shlong granter bee. eats the new gawk giver glizzy at golf burgs. something. i wanna see her struggle to hide a huge erection in her dainty little short shorts maybe as a treat

#Golfyaps Nettaroots the typa guy to eat some weird fast food items with dubious names, highly suspicious ingredient lists, and obscene calorie counts and then wonder why his body's undergoing some kind of transformation as he continues to consume previously described items

Oh I forgot to post this didn't I AKSHFJSLDJSFJLS

Jut a peek into my dark and twisted mind,,,,,,,,,,, I am sick in the head

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Quaking pregnancy growth spurts are incredibly peak thats why KomperaK is the goat #golfyaps

My 2025 art summary showing one of my favorite pieces of each month.

My top posts of the year! The two busty boy pieces I drew for Woompwoop are at the top two! And half of the top posts are wholly oc content! Yippee!

HAPPY NEW YEAR'S EVE EVERYONE!!!

2025 Was the year 1st year I started drawing kink art, and what an amazing year it's been! I went from having less than 100 followers at the beginning of the year to 344! That's absolutely amazing! Love all of you!

Here's my art summary for the year!

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Flat chested guy who's family lineage is riddled with macromastia and generally huge breasted people. His body is just a ticking time bomb that could be set off by the slightest trigger (Expansion totem exposure, particularly calorie dense milk, too much chest stimulation, etc)

#Golfyaps #Bustyboy

I think the Repro Inc womb thing wouldn't know wtf was going on with Olivers boob situation and his tits woild go from troublesome but predictable to overflowing and unstable hsjdus8fjjsdj 😭
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I cant imagine he'll be pregnant for much longer 💔 but he'll definetly look very different 👀

And who knows? Whos to say this wont happen again another year? #GolfYaps

Oliver as well has his career ambitions and where he wants his life to go. He just happens to have these boobs that inconveniently try and intrude on those goals of his. Theres always mundane things going on until expansion nonsense comes into their picture! #Golfyaps

For anyone who's ever interested in drawing fanart of Polyethylene in the future, I highly encourage you to give her the biggest angriest eyebrows that your artstyle allows. That is all #Golfyaps

#Golfyaps Yknow what I'm thankful for? Overly pregnant twinks.
Ones so hugely overstuffed to the point where anything they wear looks obscene. Bellies so quaking and heavy it's a miracle how they can even stand. Tremendously pregnant twink men. Huuuuuge ones

I promised I'd share some cool Whitechapel things to celebrate his 1st anniversary! So here's some never before seen art, fun facts, and other stuff!

Make sure to peep the alt text for extra info!

#WogolfOc #Golfyaps

I need a tag for my brain dumping... Maybe #Golfyaps I'll go w that. Heres hoping I dont forget LOL