On this week's podcast we interview one of my favorite shirtless vampire tech bros, Bryan Johnson, who is breaking new ground to reverse the aging process for our penises. Interesting protocol. Have a listen! #Grubermanlabprotocols

The rumors are true. I was on the short list. In the end the incoming administration wanted to move away from #dopaminehacking. This just means more time to record my voice discussing tried and tested #Grubermanlabprotocols

Welcome fellow academics! On this platform I like to share our latest #Grubermanlabprotocols for #dopaminehacking and optimizing your own physiology. Be sure to listen to our regular 4-hour podcasts where I talk the whole time.

I do a polar plunge each day at 5 AM to stimulate brown fat activation and ⏫️UCP1 and reset my #dopaminewaves for the day. In today's 6 hour podcast I tell you why you should too even though you probably won't but you'll enjoy listening to my voice. #Grubermanlabprotocols

We have a great episode on cannabis action on brain circuitry. Join us as Snoop Dog raps on using the power of deporalized suppression of inhibition to untap new brain potential. It'll be way better than the other guy. #Grubermanlabprotocols

For an optimal skin care routine I recommend imbibing ceramides from adolescent naked mole rats and applying #dopamine-lacedsunscreen. #Grubermanlabprotocols

Our 🧠 cells and physiological systems are linked to the earth's 24 hour rhythmicity. Controlled by a molecular transcriptional/translational feedback loop, #grubermanlabprotocols has developed a novel cure for jetlag using #dopaminehacking and a novel alkaloid isolate from the coca plant.

Morning #warriors, mild hypoxic stress is neuroprotective releasing trophic factors and promoting #synapticvitality. So if you missed your high intensity workout this AM, I recommend starting your day with some light self-strangulation trophic therapy (LSSTT). #grubermanlabprotocols

Osmotic balance is critical for synaptic function and brain health. Super charge your brain circuits and #warriorenergy with...water. #grubermanlabprotocols