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Mariah Carey does not get to be the Queen of Christmas while Darlene Love is still here. That's Darlene's crown. Sorry, them's the rules, I didn't write the order of succession.
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Don’t get me wrong. I loved seeing people like Ejae, Audrey Nuna, Rei Ami, Busta, and Cynthia Erivo. The folks from Ragtime killed it. BUT. This year was sorely lacking in Creepypasta pop artists I *haven’t* heard of and, importantly, never will again. That’s the reason for the season. #Heistgiving
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It’s been fun, gang! Have a great Thanksgiving - I’m gonna go walk my dog and go straight back to sleep. #Heistgiving
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Also Santa is on my TV screen. #Heistgiving
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The Rockettes are here to remind ALL of us what legs are REALLY about! We're all doing it wrong! #Heistgiving
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Coming up on the big finale, folks. Then it’s time for me to scowl and performatively switch off the dog show for the benefit of the two mutts in the room with me. #Heistgiving
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Whatever you do, don't Google "[macys parade performer name] politics" #Heistgiving
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Where, cries a beleaguered nation, where is Brady O’Callahan to approve of Lainey Wilson’s coat?! #Heistgiving
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I'm so tired. #Heistgiving
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OK the tiny Goldfish float is pretty great.
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NYPD Band appearing in the parade was a non-negotiable from the union to Mamdani #Heistgiving
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Where do we land on characters appearing in balloon form as well as in costumed character form? I mean I know it‘s *feasible* for Minnie to make the change between her earlier appearance on the Disney cruise and then #Heistgiving
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Everyone stand up in your living room and salute the Goku balloon as it passes, as is tradition.
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Children, show some respect: use your bodies to shield perennial icon Darlene Love from the confetti. #Heistgiving
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Lil Jon on the Toys R Us float feels like a "Hey you're old" attack on me specifically but y'know what it works.
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The QUEEN IS HERE! Darlene Love!! #Heistgiving
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“Oh, you brought corn? Great, we can serve it in… oh, corn for popping. Do you mean popcorn? Because that’s not a side, just FYI.” #Heistgiving
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LET BUSTA RHYMES HOST THE WHOLE PARADE NEXT YEAR
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Colbie Caillat and Gavin DeGraw singing Let It Snow on the Brach's Candy float wins the MACY'S MAD LIBS award #Heistgiving
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Big trends this year: Muppet-skin coats, fedoras, artists who appeared on VH1 when I was in high school #Heistgiving
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Foreigner on the Stranger Things float doing "Cold As Ice."
Never lose this fever dream energy, Macy's Parade.
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I’m excited to announce my new holiday single “First Last Christmas” about the first time I heard the Wham! song #Heistgiving
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Another year and no Junji Ito float. #Heistgiving
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“Nora, the arctic fox, bites children who resist the elves, making her a simply adorable arm of the surveillance state!” #Heistgiving
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If you'd given me a million guesses I would not have called Shaggy rapping on the Jennie O golden turkey float in the Macy's Parade.
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