you hear about this new space ship? yeah apparently it's a fast one. so fast that if you blink you might Artemis it #humoristsofbluesky #qualityyuks #cleanhumor

hey.... they should call it the stupor bowl, as in the whole country is in one...now that's just how i see it! #itsmytwocents #humoristsofbluesky

life moves too fast man. everyone now is saying "labubu" but me?i'm still stuck on "Covfefe!1" 😜 #itsmytwocents #humoristsofbluesky

Stranger Things? Never seen it...but based on the title it must be a show about US politics...and to that I say no thanks! #itsmytwocents #humoristsofbluesky #pain

seven wonders of the world my ass! the only thing i'm wondering is...where'd they all go? #itsmytwocents #humoristsofbluesky

Do you think a dog's favorite late night host is...Jimmy Kibble? Just curious 😜 🤙- #humoristsofbluesky #qualityyucks

The new Knives Out movie has received great reviews. You folks seen this one yet? Buzz is so good that a follow up movie has just been greenlit with Oprah Winfrey confirmed to executive produce. Sources say she wants to call the next film Wake Up, Steadman! #qualityyucks #humoristsofbluesky

a bald man in a white shirt and black tie is holding a brush . Alt: a bald man in a white shirt and black tie is holding a plug .

my ass at the AWS data center!! lmao #humoristsofbluesky #joke

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"Peacock?" They should call the streamer "poppycock." Just a bunch of garbage! #itsmytwocents #humoristsofbluesky

One Battle After Another? What is this, a movie about arguing with my wife? #humoristsofbluesky #qualityyucks #itsmytwocents

In my day we had Neutral Milk Hotel. But Gen Z doesn’t *like that.* The way things are going I guess they’d prefer Biased Oatmilk Hostel!!! And that’s just how i see it #qualityyucks #humoristsofbluesky #aintmisbehaving #humor

The hit show Alien Earth features a character named Boy Kavalier. Have you heard about this? Yeah you know it’s set in a different time, because in this day and age he would be called something like Person Cautious!! And that’s just how I see it #qualityyucks #humoristsofbluesky #humor

dean cain more like. mean pain. he's a mean pain in the rear end. and that's just how i see it! #humoristsofbluesky #qualityyucks

Rosie O’Donnell is back in the news. Have you heard about this? Yeah apparently Trump is threatening to revoke her citizenship. When pressed for justification, the president said “you obviously haven’t seen Exit to Eden” #jaughter #humor #humoristsofbluesky

Q: what is a lawyer’s favorite breakfast?

A: abogado toast

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This generation would rather focus on a flaccid and drained penis than classically trained pianists #itsmytwocents #thataintright #humoristsofbluesky

[Guy who doesn’t pay attention to the news visiting DC for a weekend trip] Hey what the… #saturdaysillies #humoristsofbluesky